complete stranger in line behind you in the store says,

[ulysses]

"You ready to be home? You look tired."

You:

[Arugula Latte]

1. Reply: "You ready for the grave? You look dead."

:D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. LOL...

:rofl:

[skygazer]

2. I have a friend at work who is always saying that

"You look tired."

Drives me nuts. Oh, you mean I look like shit? Thanks so much. She also cheerfully pointed out to me one day that the gray hair around my temples is "a lot" more noticable when I wear my hair loose. And the amazing thing is, she really doesn't realize she's being obnoxious.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. ...say, "Give me your tired, your poor,"

and strike a Liberty pose.

[Gold Metal Flake]

4. Odd...

"Fuck you" does not seem to be on the list.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. "You ready to be hauled outta here in a body bag? You look assholish."

[BlueIris]

7. Ah. I'm stealing so many of these responses.

I will use them the next time some asshole tells me I "shoud/need/ought to" smile. Which always makes me want to throttle those guys while shouting, "I own my own business and it's in the red, dipshit, which doesn't give me a lot to fucking smile about, something you'd know if you knew me and you don't, so maybe you should take your order to 'smile' and shove it, then."

Grrrrr. Stupid sexist fuckwads. They can always manage to ruin even my best days.

[Deja Q]

8. How sentimental, but shouldn't we do it first?

:rofl:

[ulysses]

9. I told him I had a headache.

:D