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After having their 11th child, an freeper couple decided that was
enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went
to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his
wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that
there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in their state), light it, place it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The freeper said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how
putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to work.
So, the couple drove to get a second opinion. The second
physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he remembered that they had a Bush/Cheney sticker on their car. This doctor instead
told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer
can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned
physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2,
3, 4, 5. . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand....
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