SARAH SILVERMAN and ARTIE LANGE on Jimmy Kimmel tonight

[Bombtrack]

talk about a great lineup.

[pokerfan]

1. Sarah Silverman

I remember seeing Sarah on Celebrity Poker Showdown a few seasons back. She was all-in on a hand and facing elimination. She was desperately in need of a miracle river card. She climbed on top of the poker table and prostrated herself across the felt and begged Bobby the dealer for some help. Since she was covering the pot and the board cards, Bobby had no place to put the (losing) river card but on the middle of her back.

A little while later, cohost Dave Foley (News Radio) is interviewing her in the Losers' Lounge and says, "the river came down on the small of your back!"

Sarah, not missing a beat, relied: “Yeah, if I only had a nickel...!”

lolol