Lets settle this right now...What came first...the chicken or the egg?

[Reverend_Smitty]

6000 years ago the baby Jesus came down and put the chicken on the earth...so that pretty much settles it...it's science

[Random_Australian]

1. The egg. Reptiles lay eggs and they were here before chickens.

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. I donno my theory is pretty air tight...

Jesus did it, so therefore it must be true...Pat Robertson told me!

[bridgit]

6. EX-cellent...

[JVS]

8. don't you mean "EGG-cellent"?

10 yard penalty on JVS for bad pun, 2nd down

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. AAAAACK!

you shouldn't post such a scary pic so close to bedtime! :scared:

[bridgit]

13. what i can't figure is; with all those minions of his...how come no one...

tells him to trim those nose hairs x( fear of eternal damnation :rofl:

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. I've heard he has Maaaaaagical powers....

so one misstep by one of those minions, and well, you don't want to know what happens to the people who disagree with Pat. He'll order a tsunami to devour your house

[bridgit]

18. ah yes, maaaagic, abracadabra, ju-ju, gris gris, boogaloo, mojo...

i certainly try to never leave home without it myself :thumbsup:

[Reverend_Smitty]

19. Well in these uncertain times...

you can't afford to leave it at home!

[bridgit]

20. too true, Rev, though with the price of gas i can barely afford to...

leave the house at all x( :-)

[Reverend_Smitty]

21. Oh and don't even get me started on the robot attacks...

I have to live in fear of these days...thank Jeebus I bought full robot attack insurance coverage!

[bridgit]

22. LOL, very forward looking i must say...

:rofl:

[Reverend_Smitty]

23. well they have strong metal claws...

how can I, a mere mortal, break through a death grip of a blood thirsty robot? I need to know that my family will be provided for!

[bridgit]

27. sheesh, i hear'ya there too...

:-)

[ZombieNixon]

7. Correct. However, "which came first, the chicken or the *chicken* egg?"

is more difficult, as is "which came first, the rooster or the hen?" or "how many waffles does it take to build a doghouse on the other side of the Atlantic?" :crazy:

[Reverend_Smitty]

10. Oh dear...

I thought too hard and now I've gone cross-eyed!

[ZombieNixon]

15. It's OK, you're done with school.

You can stop thinking now and just run for president. :patriot:

[Reverend_Smitty]

16. Woo hoo!

:woohoo: I've heard C's earn degrees and also the highest political office in the country

[ZombieNixon]

17. You, maybe. C's just earn me a chewing out from my parents.

x(

[Random_Australian]

11. None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese!

[ZombieNixon]

12. Now, I always thought that it was purple because ice cream isn't a meat.

We should be careful, our countries could go to war over this incident. Let us tread cautiously. :scared:

[bridgit]

2. the notion of 'the chicken' was lodged within the process that begat...

the egg first :shrug:

[JVS]

3. The rooster came first, without his coming, the egg wouldn't be fertilized

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. ...

[Deja Q]

28. Dammit, you beat me to it!

:cry:

(I know, I ought to read before posting... but sod that! :rofl: )

[JVS]

30. Great minds think alike

[Hissyspit]

24. The biscuit came first...

then the chicken filet, then the egg, and then maybe some cheese, if you like. Then you down it with coffee, orange juice, or sweet tea.

[Reverend_Smitty]

25. Drown it all in some hot sauce...

and we might just be in agreement here :thumbsup:

[Hissyspit]

31. Yeah!

Heartburn and cholesterol central! Yum!

[Reverend_Smitty]

32. It's the only way to go!

[Deja Q]

26. The chicken. Otherwise the egg couldn't be fertilized.

:yoiks:

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