yeah sure...

[bridgit]

[Random_Australian]

1. THREADJACK!

[Ava]

2. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

[Random_Australian]

4. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

[Ava]

5. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

[Random_Australian]

6. His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion

[Ava]

8. nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

[Random_Australian]

9. Finally, the President looks up and asks,

[Ava]

11. "How many is a brazillion?"

[Random_Australian]

12. So, how many isn't a brazillion?

[Ava]

14. i don't know! you tell me

:P

[Random_Australian]

16. President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

[Ava]

17. A guy walks in and asks the barman,

[Random_Australian]

20. “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?”

[Ava]

21. The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”

[Random_Australian]

22. So the guy walks over and says,

[Ava]

24. “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?”

[Random_Australian]

26. Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.”

[Ava]

28. And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

[Random_Australian]

31. Bush says, “Well, this time we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims

[Ava]

33. and one blonde with big tits.”

[Random_Australian]

35. The guy exclaimed,

[Ava]

38. “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?”

[Random_Australian]

41. Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,

[Ava]

43. “See, I told you no one would care about the 140 million Muslims”.

[Random_Australian]

47. That is soooo heartless. How are you? Good weather?

[Ava]

50. i'm good

the weather is great. we are having a pool party tomorrow! :hi:

[Random_Australian]

58. Awesome! Have fun!

[Ava]

63. thanks! we will!

:hi:

[Random_Australian]

69. Call that a Hi? THIS is a hi!

:hi:                       :hi:
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:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:
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[Ava]

74. showoff!

[Random_Australian]

81. Me, showoff? NEVER!

       :loveya::loveya:       :loveya::loveya:
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:hi:                       :hi:
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[Ava]

83. psh! now you're a suckup!

:P

[Random_Australian]

87. now, a 5 times showoff! nyah nyah na-yah nah!

[bridgit]

7. you get to bed ms thang...

:hi:

[Ava]

10. it's the weekend!

:P

[bridgit]

13. why do you think i'm up...

:P :P

[Random_Australian]

18. because you aren't down? Because you are filled with helium?

[bridgit]

29. wuba-wuba, let's throw Barbi on the barbi...

:thumbsup:

[Ava]

32. let's eat some kangaroo!

:P

[Random_Australian]

34. Sure, I have some kangaroo barbie snags right ere.

[bridgit]

36. there'ya go...

:-)

[Ava]

37. and some vegemite too!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

44. does vegemite really taste like stank milkweed...

x(

[Random_Australian]

52. Nope, but we laugh & laugh at Americans when they say that.

It's a national joke, Americans are laughed at for saying that.

[Ava]

what does it taste like then?

hmmm?

[Random_Australian]

57. Very nice of you spread it right. Like shit if you spread it like an

foreigner, especially Americans. It has to be very thin, otherwise it will taste like shit.

[Ava]

60. the name makes it sound nasty!

[Random_Australian]

62. OoooOOOoooo AmericA, home ooooooof the Frie! and you are

telling me vegemite sounds bad?

[Ava]

65. the *fry

learn to spell Aussieboy! :P

[bridgit]

66. whatever dude, you've got like one opera house...

when will you guys ever grow up :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

71. Australians all let us rejoice, for we are YOUNG and free!

That is our national anthem! We're never growing up!

[Ava]

73. so you live in never never land?

[bridgit]

79. straight up, homey...

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

93. No, wiggly down housey!

[Random_Australian]

82. No, but south east of it.

[bridgit]

77. yeah, australia & peter pan...

:rofl: good luck with that, that' what we thought too :thumbsup:

[Random_Australian]

86. What?

[bridgit]

91. sorry...

[Random_Australian]

98. apologies not required, but an explanation would be nice. I have

no idea what you are going on about!

[bridgit]

107. here, i'll brake it down Barney Style on the way out...

and i quote, "Australians all let us rejoice, for we are YOUNG and free! That is our national anthem! We're never growing up!" http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5175565&mesg_id=5175670

YOUR reference to "never growing up" left, apparently, both Ava & i with a peter pan sense of whatever opinion you were voicing; we, americans, used to think we were the eternal Huck Finns of this world...we are not; we have squandered our innocence for a pocket full of lies...better :-)

[Random_Australian]

108. I see! I think it went wierd when you said "never-never land" -that's

a name for Oz in a very famous poem. (A particular part of Oz, sort of)

[bridgit]

109. no dear, that was our Ava...

but i forgive you O8)

[Random_Australian]

110. meh. All Americans are the same.......

kidding. Not serious at all.

Anyway, how are you? Good weather? Any plans for the weekend?

[bridgit]

112. meh, don't give ME that, if you've seen one peter weir film you've...

seen them all, and gallipoli was likely the most boring film ever made other than warhol's empire state...

doing good, working but have the weekend off, getting valley hot here these days it's only may and bumping up against 100 already...off to a concert on the green with friends tomorrow so it's all good, catching a little sun B-)

:loveya:

[Random_Australian]

113. Good to hear! It sounds like you've quite the weekend to look forward

to!

[bridgit]

115. yeah, but then we're going to see 'the code', so i hope that doesn't...

blow the door jam out = hope it's at least kinda cool :popcorn:

[Random_Australian]

116. fair enough. Not my type though. Wanna go threadjack someone

else's thread?

[bridgit]

119. it's all good, here's one for'ya...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5175785

[Random_Australian]

120. Too nice a thread.

[bridgit]

121. now that i see it a couple hours after you're right...

far too nice x(

[bridgit]

61. yeah, very thin like less than a micron...

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

72. psh! to coin a phrase because no-one has ever said that before!

[Ava]

76. don't use psh! - that's my word!

[Random_Australian]

84. I coined it! It is mine!

[Ava]

88. nope, i've used that phrase over 100 times here on du!

and i've copyrighted it! :P

you now owe me $100!

[Random_Australian]

94. nigh night!

[bridgit]

89. jacking this post...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3NXwS_dx2c&search=philip%20glass :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

101. Donald Rumsfled was giving the president his daily breifing.

[Random_Australian]

104. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed"

[Random_Australian]

111. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

[Random_Australian]

114. His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion,

[Random_Australian]

117. nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

[Random_Australian]

118. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[bridgit]

85. it's comforting to part of a lexicon that never existed...

B-)

[Random_Australian]

100. Indeed! I am soooo original!

[bridgit]

59. rancid blue-green algea...

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

78. *ahem* TURDucken!

[bridgit]

56. Americans are laughed at for allot more than that cousin...

:rofl:

[bridgit]

3. that's fully messed UP, holmes...

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

15. Elementary threadjack, watson!

[fleabert]

23. .

Y'all are awesome. :rofl:

I just got called a troll over there in jack-land.

[Random_Australian]

30. Hand over the thread! Goat eater! ;)

That's right, big billy goat gruff is threadjacking!
:rofl:

[fleabert]

45. just a trollin' along...

[bridgit]

49. on moolight bay...

:-)

[fleabert]

54. I saw a goat eating hay...

[Random_Australian]

90. And I said to gay lay that they should spay, nay I say spray the fey

goat!

[Random_Australian]

67. NEKKID PICS SEX THREAD SEX THREAD!

AAAAAAAAAAGH!

[bridgit]

70. i'm so glad you brought that up...

[bridgit]

19. Jacking my own thread...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jXe8pyY9G80&dpos=2

[Random_Australian]

25. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.

[Ava]

27. how dare you?

i thought i was you're only threadjacking buddy. :cry:

[Random_Australian]

39. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

[Ava]

40. His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion,

[Random_Australian]

42. nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

[Ava]

46. Finally, the President looks up and asks,

[Random_Australian]

48. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Ava]

51. you still haven't told me the answer!

[Random_Australian]

53. You have not asked the right question. Do you deny your own parlsey

nature?

[Ava]

55. no, but i do deny that i have indeed already gotten milk!

do you?

[Random_Australian]

64. I like parlsey!

I should be careful with the milk thing.

[Ava]

68. yes, you do like parsley, but what about basil?

[Random_Australian]

75. Fawlty Towers is AWESOME! What do you think of Black Adder?

Both are real shows.
The former's main character name is 'Basil'

[Ava]

80. never scene either,

but i've heard about Black Adder. wasn't it on BBC?

[Random_Australian]

95. yup, they're both good comedies.

[Ava]

92. it's really late, and I have a big day tomorrow, so i'm going to bed!

nite nite you two! :pals: :pals:

[Random_Australian]

96. nigh night!

[bridgit]

103. it's bridgit peace-out too, Random_Australian, catch'ya later ole...

chum...you guys do still salute the queen right :hi:

[Random_Australian]

106. Salute or spit, yep. peace out!

[bridgit]

97. Ava go ni-night...

:shrug: :hi: :boring:

[Ava]

99. 100!

nite! :hi:

[Random_Australian]

102. nite!

[bridgit]

105. night doll...

:-)

[In_The_Wind]

122. Alrighty then ~

[bridgit]

123. that's the spirit...

:-)