How charming.

[Mutley]

So I go to the store for my lunch. In front is a small group of guys talking, and I don't pay them much attention. I get my lunch and when I come out again one of the guys says, "Hey look, it's a woman who knows how to drive a STICK, heh heh heh." (my car is a manual)

Charming indeed. :eyes:

[supernova]

1. Geez, do guys ever get tired of that old joke?

:eyes:

[Mutley]

4. Apparently not.

:eyes:

[swag]

2. Ain't nothin' gets a man like the sight of a woman pumpin' an organ.

[jpgray]

3. HAWT.

Turns my tonewheel, boy.

[Mutley]

5. ...

:spank:

:D

[nutsnberries]

6. ohh how i miss driving a stick

i'm an excellent driver.

[Mutley]

7. Me too.

:D

I was much better than my ex, who claimed to be the best. :P

[trof]

8. We hate it when the womenfolk do 'guy' things.

Y'all are supposed to carry a perfumed lace hanky and faint alot.
;-)

[nutsnberries]

9. yeah, we can do that too. (be all girley)

:evilgrin:

[trof]

Girley stuff:

Miz t. and I have a youngish (30 something) lesbian friend.
They were shopping at a local outlet mall.
Miz t. held up a knit top and said "This would look good on you."
Our friend rolled her eyes and laughed.
"Lord NO! That's waaaayyy to girley for me."
Just cracked me up.
;-)

[billyskank]

20. LOL. You know what?

I would have spelt that "girlie". :rofl:

[Mutley]

24. I thought Brits liked "ey".

Maybe it's time to get your intestine checked. :P

[billyskank]

27. So did I

That's the last time I trust my guts. It's digestion only for them from now on. :P

[Mutley]

31. I'm telling you... the pancreas all the way.

Mine has never let me down.

I'd spell it "girly" myself. :P

[billyskank]

34. Maybe I'll just think with my dick

like most other men. ;)

[Mutley]

35. Now who knows how to drive a stick?

:rofl:




You said "dick".:7

[billyskank]

50. On second thoughts that was a terrible idea

x(

[Mutley]

52. What, thinking with your dick?

I agree. It wouldn't suit you. :hug:

[billyskank]

56. I do it all the time

It only ever makes me hurt myself. I'd much rather be rid of it. x(

[Mutley]

57. Nonononononono!

You couldn't do that.

[billyskank]

61. You're right

It wouldn't solve the problem anyway.

[trof]

28. Or girly. I didn't think the 'ey' looked right.

[Mutley]

12. Riiight.

So you toss sexual innuendos at us 'cause you're jealous? :D

[trof]

17. I can SO drive a stick!

I'm just too old and lazy now.
My daughter learned to drive on one.
When she got her first automatic transmission car she said "Well, I guess I'm an old lady now."

[Mutley]

18. Ha, I was the opposite.

I started on an automatic and only learned how to drive a manual about two years ago. :)

[billyskank]

10. That doesn't even make sense

You have a skill they don't possess. Guess they're just jealous because you can drive a car they they can't.

[Mutley]

13. They meant it as an innuendo.

You know, I can drive a stick. :blush:

[billyskank]

15. Ohhh

Well, maybe you can... :)

[Mutley]

16. How would they know?

:P

[billyskank]

19. They wouldn't, of course

they were just assholes. :hug:

[Mutley]

22. Yeah, I know.

I just wonder if they actually thought I would take the bait. :eyes:

:hug:

[nutsnberries]

23. it doesn't matter.... they crack themselves up.....

just blow it off....













:hide:

[Mutley]

25. :o !!

You are BAD!

:rofl: :spank:

[In_The_Wind]

11. *giggle*

You're not invisible.
Sure it's not what you wanted to hear but ...

[Mutley]

14. Oh yeah, all the best ones notice me, Joani.

:P

[In_The_Wind]

21. You don't even want me to describe the gentleman who decided to discuss

the various merits of different varieties of Kutcorners in the local smoke shop yesterday afternoon.

[Mutley]

26. What are Kutcorners?

:D

[In_The_Wind]

30. Slow burning rice combustion lente from France.

Those French really know how to make it last. :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

32. Ahhh. At least that guy had a bit more

intelligence then, "you know how to drive a stick." :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

36. Older heads

sometimes use their head as more than a place to hold their dreads.

[Mutley]

37. Are you sure?

'Cause I seriously need something to look forward to. :P

[In_The_Wind]

39. Yep!

Unless I truly am one_of_a_kind.

The problem is the guys get a little scruffy around the edges. Some of 'em clean up pretty good if you can housebreak 'em.

[Mutley]

41. I'm too lazy to housebreak.

Aren't there any that already know how to be civilized?

[bridgit]

29. so i'm in a taqueria getting some early lunch & these two duuph...

construction guys come in and stand real close to me; the one guy, likely the all time duuph, says loud enough for the while room to hear, "ya'know...i have a very big tape measure ;-)..." and starts stroking his little Stanley in & out while his duuph buddy giggles like a little girl...hubby has a 30', and a 100' tape for the laying out of very large plans & designs :blush: but then it's all like,

'what a duuph' :eyes:

[Mutley]

33. Nice. Very nice.

:eyes:

And they wonder why we call them pigs. :D

[EstimatedProphet]

64. Please don't judge us men by these examples.

They're sexually retarded.

[Mutley]

65. That's obvious.

But my highly cynical mind wants to believe this is the norm. Is it not?

[EstimatedProphet]

82. I certainly hope not!

[bridgit]

68. you do have that just right, EP...

:hi:

[tjwmason]

38. Tell me.

Did you fall over when you started laughing so much at their uproariously funny joke?

You must have dropped your lunch at the very least.

I mean, I'm still laughing here - and it's drowning out the television.

[Mutley]

40. Nope.

I gave them the finger and peeled out as loudly and obnoxiously as possible. :D

[tjwmason]

42. Good for you.

Our Mutley sure shouldn't take no crap from anybody.

[Mutley]

43. At least not when I get so incredibly little in return.

:P

[tjwmason]

45. I doubt that their sticks were up to much.

They would probably be like driving an automatic anyway.

[Mutley]

46. That was great, tj.

:rofl: :D

[tjwmason]

53. Did I really type that?

I meant to type "their stick skills probably up to much, they'd be better driving an automatic". My my my - double entendre from T.J. that will never do. ;)

[Mutley]

55. I knew you could be bad.

:D :7

[tjwmason]

58. Bad?

I thought that was bloody excellent myself. :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

59. I meant bad in the best way possible.

:D

[tjwmason]

60. One doesn't like to disappoint.

:D

[wildhorses]

44. and they wonder why women occasionally

cut it off(lorena bobitt) or (as the case with the woman in Philly) tear it off

[Mutley]

47. Yeah, these guys weren't quite that bad.

:P

[mduffy31]

48. The only question I have for men who use that phrase

...has it actually helped them get laid? I mean really it is the lamest thing in the world. Fellow men STOP THAT.

[Mutley]

49. I must say... they do give the species as a whole a bad name.

:D

[Orsino]

51. "Oh, look. It's a man who learned to talk." n/t

[Mutley]

54. I'm the type who thinks of great one liners like that

after it's already over. x(

[rug]

62. Why don't you drive a stick up his ass?

[Mutley]

67. Hey, that would've been fun.

But sadly, no, I didn't. :(

[EstimatedProphet]

63. Where did you go to the store-1961?

Are there still guys around that are so sexually retarded that they think that 'joke' is funny?

[Mutley]

66. Royal Fucking Farms.

In Baltimore Fucking Maryland. :eyes:

Somehow... SOMEHOW, we are a blue state. Don't ASK me how that happened, though.

[NMMNG]

69. How very

Maybe they'd like you to "drive a stick" up their behinds. :eyes:

[Mutley]

74. ...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

70. I wish you carried hand grenades with you.

It would make things so much easier.

[Mutley]

73. Me too.

:evilfrown:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

71. I can't drive stick.

However, I can use a table saw, do metal work (I don't like it though...too dirty), build a window frame from scratch, love my ATV, change a tire (once again too dirty though) etc.

What would those guys do with me? What losers...

[Mutley]

75. Their heads would explode.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

77. Oh and I look good in a short skirt and high boots.

Spontaneous combustion.

[Random_Australian]

72. Wow! That is so funny! Almost as funny as the prospect of dying alone in a

ditch!

Sheesh.

[Mutley]

76. I don't know about you, but I found it insulting rather than funny.

[Random_Australian]

78. I said it was insulting not funny, in my own special way, because

dying alone in a ditch = never gets a girlfriend.

[Mutley]

79. I'll welcome you to Club of the Alone, then.

:hug:

[peekaloo]

80. Too bad you didn't throw it into first and chase them off the sidewalk.

:-)

[Mutley]

81. I can't say the thought didn't cross my mind.

;)

[Blue_Tires]

83. so what kind of car do you drive?