Hetero DU women-who would you "switch" for? (pic thread)

[xmas74]

I was forced to work a double shift today and was exhausted. As a form of amusement (to keep me awake) my lesbian coworker asked me the classic question of "Who would you switch for?"

Here is my answer (and proof that I am quite the geek):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Claudiablack9.jpg


Post your pic.

[rug]

1. Still, she has a manly quality.

[xmas74]

2. But sci-fi fans know her.

My friend said that she was quite pleased w/ my choice.

[rug]

3. If you keep working those double shifts she'll be more pleased.

[xmas74]

4. Not in that way.

She has a lovely gf and they are very much in love. Besides, she wants to fix me up w/ her older brother.

[XemaSab]

5. Is he named David?

[xmas74]

9. Nope.

Edward. Never dated one of those.

[XemaSab]

11. Me either

My new office is FULL of Davids, and some of them are really hot.

[xmas74]

12. Hot men named David.

Sounds like a recipe for disaster!

[GOPisEvil]

37. Hey!

I resemble that remark! :evilgrin:

[xmas74]

48. You love it when I give you heck.

So, any birthday plans? I'll remember the date. Maybe I can send you a pirate hat from the birthday party here.

[GOPisEvil]

51. No big plans yet.

It's a Saturday night, so I'm sure I'll do something fun like I'm doing tonight. ;)

Arrrr!

[xmas74]

52. the six year old's party is in the afternoon.

She's brushing up on her pirate vocab.

[DS1]

7. First saw her in an episode of Stargate

Instant crush. But weirdly, even though she's in Farscape, the super-nerd in me is more attracted to Chiana

[xmas74]

10. I have a friend who named her firstborn daughter

Chiana. She's a huge Farscape fan.

I miss Farscape but I've read that they are talking about more miniseries and possibly a movie.

[Kat45]

44. Who is she?

I have no idea. :shrug:

[Cush]

54. Claudia Black

[mtnester]

6. Here you go

[xmas74]

8. That's a given.

I don't know of even one secure woman who wouldn't consider it w/ her.

[In_The_Wind]

14. Yes

You do.

[xmas74]

16. But you are in a small minority.

[In_The_Wind]

25. I've had opportunities with some totally awesome women but

I thought about it and decided it honestly isn't for me.
I guess it might be a thrill to try but I know it would only be a passing moment. :shrug:

[xmas74]

26. Same here.

The opportunity has presented itself but I knew that I really wasn't that interested.

To each their own. Most "straight" women would criticize my choice of men.

[jukes]

74. c'mon, joani!

you've had a "passing moment" or 2. we all have.

i lived on "p/m"s for a while, but can honestly say no-one failed to come back for seconds. ever.

[In_The_Wind]

80. Oh sure ...

however ~ all of my moments passing moments have been of the male variety.

[jukes]

81. so far!

has to be added to that statement. you're *far* from finished as an adventuress!

[In_The_Wind]

82. you are a very funny man, jukes

BTW ~ don't make book on it

[jukes]

83. *silly* man

i often fail to amuse the DU masses, but have a good time for myself!


:pals:

[In_The_Wind]

84. you know I love you, jukes

:yourock: *silly* man :pals:

[jukes]

85. me too you

let's give them back their thread now, though.

i'd hate to be accused of being a "fucking asshole"...



:rofl:



oh, ck PM!

[wildhorses]

73. I'm with Joani

hetereo all the way:shrug:

[jukes]

75. hetero is GOOD, w/h

but i bet the most dedicated het has had that curiosity.

as for me, "prince charming" never danced into my life, but who knows if he had...

[wildhorses]

86. curious ...up to a point,,,and then all of a sudden I go

EEEEWWWWWWeeeeeeeeee...my brain just malfunctions and my body contorts like it is trying to get away from itself



I have had opportunites...seems I have androgynous looks that appeal to both sexes

[jukes]

88. the *concept* is interesting

but my libido doesn't activate when i've been offered. guess we're stuck being boring old hets; but i've tried to make the most of that!!

:bounce:

[wildhorses]

91. yes, very boring am I....seems celibacy is NOT all

it's cracked up to be *sigh*

[jukes]

92. no, & i'm going through 1 of those spells mydamnself

thank yahweh for onanism!!!!

:applause: :applause: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :applause: :applause:

:patriot:

[wildhorses]

93. ...

:spray:

[Left Is Write]

29. You know me.

If I were going to switch teams, Angelina would not be the impetus.

[xmas74]

30. True.

But who would it be?

I've met a few women who didn't find her appealing but have stated that if they switched it would still be for her. Why? Because they could say that they had someone who is considered one of the most desirable women in the world.

[Left Is Write]

46. I don't know who it would be.

Maybe Jill Hennessey.

I don't understand why anyone would "switch" for a person that they didn't find appealing. "Switch" is probably the wrong word anyway - maybe "experiment" would be the right one.

[xmas74]

47. Experiment would be a better word.

[Wetzelbill]

69. !!!! Could use some water here!

:)

[Left Is Write]

70. LOL.

I'd say any experimentation on my part is highly unlikely to occur. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

[Wetzelbill]

72. oh well

I have those thoughts. :)

Jill Hennessey is one of my secret crushes. She is one sexy woman. :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. I wouldn't consider her.

Her lips freak me out.

[lukasahero]

36. Gotta chime in

She's not my type either. Sorry.

[blondeatlast]

41. Hi, I'm blondeatlast. I find Ms. Jolie annoying as hell.

Nice to meet you.

[hyphenate]

66. I don't care too much for

Angelina Jolie overall.

As to the original question, I can't honestly think of any celebrity I would switch for--on the other hand, if it was a person I knew and loved, it might be a different matter.

[uppityperson]

13. dating myself here

[xmas74]

17. Another fine choice!

[judaspriestess]

15. for me ornela muti

as princess Aura in Flash Gordon, because I like you...........

[xmas74]

18. I can see that.

[huskerlaw]

19. If I'd "switch" for anybody...

it would be her:

[xmas74]

22. Always seems so strong and intelligent.

Good choice.

[GOPisEvil]

38. So THAT'S why you jog by her house.

;)

[huskerlaw]

45. Buahahaha

Yup, that's it.

Cuz I'm sure she'd leave her fiance for me. Since we're both straight and all.

He's cuter than me anyway. x(

[GOPisEvil]

50. Oh stop...

...I'm sure if she ever felt like, er, branching out "that girl who jogs by here all the time" would top the list. ;)

[huskerlaw]

60. Yes, I'm sure

that's exactly what she'd say. :rofl:

Meanwhile, if she ever did decide to "switch," I'd happily pick up the pieces of her fiance's broken heart... :loveya:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

20. Allison Janney.

I LOVE C.J.

:loveya:

:P

[huskerlaw]

21. Hahahaha

look at the post right above yours... ;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

23. The irony!

:rofl:

:D :P

[xmas74]

24. Someone else agrees w/ you!

See above.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

27. Scarlett or Beyonce.

[xmas74]

31. Interesting choices.

Scarlett is intelligent and Beyonce just-I don't know-looks like a woman. Very feminine.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

64. Scarlett really was hot in Matchpoint.

I know nothing about Beyonce, but she makes me feel kind of funny.

Both are a good 10 years my junior. I'm a dirty old woman. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. I have those boots in brown.

Clearly, I should be with her.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

63. Clearly, I should steal your boats.

:7

I love those boots!

[Mutley]

28. One of my best friends in the world.

I won't mention her name, but she has been there for me through some of the craziest BS. I would switch for her if either of us were interested in women. :D

[xmas74]

32. I couldn't w/ a friend.

I've dated guys who were friends and being involved ruined the friendship.

I'd hate to ruin any more friendships!

[Mutley]

65. This is very very true.

Well, I should take that back, then.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Who is that???

I'm already a lesbian, but she is hott.

[xmas74]

49. She would be my geek dream, if I were a lesbian or bi.

She's Claudia Black. She was on Farscape and is now on Stargate SG1.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

62. Well, I guess I'm gonna have to watch Stargate SG1 now. nt

[YellowRubberDuckie]

39. Drew....

Smart, down to earth, sexy.
Duckie

[miss_american_pie]

40. Umm, none?

None that I've seen ever? I think I might be defective that way. :shrug:

[blondeatlast]

42. Wouldn't switch, but I'd do this one: Jordis from Rock Star INXS.

I found her very appealing--doably so:

[fight4my3sons]

43. I have always had a thing for these two women:

[KitchenWitch]

53. Sandra Oh

[WCGreen]

55. So that is why you are headed west.....

[KitchenWitch]

56. Yeah right!

Like she would even be in the same room as me.

[WCGreen]

57. You are very cute.....

And she does, I hear rumors, has the leaning...

[KitchenWitch]

58. ...

:blush:

[newcriminal]

59. This one is a little odd, but

I use to have dreams of Sissy Spacek. I'm not sure why, but I guess my subconscious likes her a lot.

[faithnotgreed]

61. hi newcriminal - sissy spacek is a great choice

now that is a woman of integrity
i recently enjoyed "missing" and "badlands" is another great movie

welcome to du

[khashka]

67. Do gay men get a choice?

Cuz I'm going with newcriminal - Sissy Spacek!

And Allison Hannigan......

Khash.

[xmas74]

71. But you promised ME!

[Fleshdancer]

68. Evangeline Lilly

I don't know where she is...poor thing is LOST. But if I ever find her....

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

76. Juliette Binoche

Sarah, the bassist for the Mekons:


As you can see, I have a thing for brunettes.

[fudge stripe cookays]

77. Madchen Amick.

Rent "Dream Lover," then you'll know why. It's those eyebrows.

fsc

[donco6]

78. I'm not a woman, but I'D switch for her.

And believe me, THAT'S saying something. :)

[mdmc]

79. -

[hippiechick]

87. Something about her ...

... makes my 99% straight heart got pitter-patter ....

[MiniMandaRuth]

89. The only one:

[CornField]

90. Two I think

Bette Midler:


Sarah Brown (former VR Trooper & soap star):
http://www.spacesurfer.com/wceleb/6822img/www/Sarah_Brown:003p.jpg

[StellaBlue]

94. Salma Hayek n/t