Five Break Into Police Cars at the Sheriff's Annex

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Add the names Jessica Lynn Madden, Willard Thomas Mason, Kenneth Emarvin Gregory, Dustin Ernest McPhaul and Calem Reece Madden to the list of people who are too stupid to live.

According to my local right-wing newspaper, these five people were arrested by Cumberland County sheriff's deputies for breaking into the Sheriff's Annex, where there are all-weather television cameras continually scanning the premises, breaking into patrol cars that were parked there, and stealing, among other things, cop guns and bulletproof vests with "Sheriff" written across the front of them.

Gregory was also charged with Failure to Appear on DWI and "making an unsafe lane change" charges.

McPhaul was charged with two counts of possessing a weapon of mass destruction, breaking & entering, larceny of a firearm, conspiracy, and failure to appear on simple assault and injury to personal property charges.

Madden was charged with conspiracy and possession of stolen goods.

This activity qualifies Madden and company to receive the coveted Fucking Idiots Anonymous More Balls Than Brains Award, which is presented as often as necessary for reasons which should by now be obvious.