It's time for HATE HAIKUS! - share your hate of Fuckstick, in haiku form

[Rabrrrrrr]

Logorrhoe flume
Language, thinking elude you
"Y'all have black people?"



Shoe tying classes
After supper before bed.
Pres'dent's big boy now!


Hee hee hee giggle
Chortle snort snort giggle hee
I'm a War Pres'dent!

[blondeatlast]

1. Texas drawl

On Larchmont Lockjaw.
National language?
Can he manage it?

Okay, not perfect, but it's the DU Lounge, okay?

[peekaloo]

2. .

dickless uni-browed
carbon and water wasted
may you rot in hell

[momophile]

3. I'm not claiming that it is a proper haiku,

but here's my attempt:

Can’t wait until the
dumbass is gone. I’d rather
be stuck in kudzu.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. That's a good one!

Thanks!

[otherlander]

4. Let me try....

Fuck you, W
won't buy you any more guns
rather go to jail.

Children casting stones
spirit of revolution
that's why he hates them.

[AlecBGreen]

6. my wish for bush

fifteen to thirty
maximum security
rough cavity search

[otherlander]

12. Hmmmmm......

That, or better yet
to a Halliburton jail
Adolf Gonzales

[Orsino]

7. Okay.

Too few syllables
In the last line because of
Bush budget cuts.

[CanuckAmok]

8. ...

I took all your wealth
By only saying "I do"
You wish SARS on me

[GCP]

9. Mine

Coke-sniffing frat-boy
Ruined many businesses
Trashed America

[UrbScotty]

10. One for Michigan

Sure, George Dubya sucks.
But at least he looks lib'ral
Versus Dick DeVos.

[KamaAina]

11. One for NOLA

I didn't think I
could possibly hate you more.
Then came Katrina.