Taste the sweet muffin

[MrScorpio]

[Deja Q]

1. I prefer kielbasa...

Cut, of course.

[Random_Australian]

2. THREADJACK!

[Ava]

3. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

[Random_Australian]

4. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

[Ava]

5. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

[Random_Australian]

6. His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion,

[Ava]

8. nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

[Random_Australian]

9. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Ava]

10. President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

[Random_Australian]

11. A guy walks in and asks the barman,

[Ava]

12. “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?”

[Random_Australian]

14. The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”

[Ava]

15. So the guy walks over and says,

[Random_Australian]

16. “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?”

[Ava]

17. Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.”

[Random_Australian]

18. And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

[Ava]

19. Bush says, “Well, this time we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims

[Random_Australian]

20. and one blonde with big tits.”

[Ava]

21. The guy exclaimed,

[Random_Australian]

22. “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?”

[Ava]

23. Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,

[Random_Australian]

25. “See, I told you no one would care about the 140 million Muslims”.

[Ava]

26. how are you today aussieboy?

[Random_Australian]

27. Better than that blonde is going to be. Did you post that sticky with

your photo?

[Ava]

28. i'm still trying to figure out who posted it!

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

30. Looks like all your secret admirers are't freeps....

;)

:rofl:

Like I said, with a stick!

[Ava]

31. haha! lol

well i only need the stick for the net! :P

[Random_Australian]

32. For now. Anyway, you liked the DV code, I'll not see it so any highlights?

[Ava]

33. i don't want to spoil it for others, but the direction and score

were amazing! :hi:

[Random_Australian]

34. Ok. Anyway, so what was that about having to take a phone call

from your date?

;)

[Ava]

37. none of your business!

:P

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

39. uh huh. Anyway, secret doomsday devices under the cover of

'dating' aside, how was your week?

[Ava]

41. my week was great!

i had an interview this week so that was fun, and we had a pool party today.

[Random_Australian]

42. ...

:headbang:

Great going!

So, made much progress on destroying America as part of the (minority group of your choice) conspiracy?

(please state which group)

[Ava]

43. i would have to say the cupcake eaters conspiracy.

you know what cupcake eaters is code for! :P

[Random_Australian]

44. Holy Sweet Rfitqc! LOOK DOWNTHREAD BEFORE YOU SAY THAT!

Unless you did, in which case *gasp*

:P

I pretty much am stuck with the atheist conspiracy. Oh well, mind control flourine is fun.

[Ava]

45. i actually didn't look down the thread!

omg! :rofl:

i did NOT mean that!

[Random_Australian]

46. Bwahahahahahaha! Too funny! This is priceless!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ava]

47. ....

:blush:

[Random_Australian]

48. Thought so. Co-incidence? OR SOMETHING MORE SINISTER?

Co-incidence.

[Ava]

49. i think so

after all i am a good two shoes! :P

[Random_Australian]

50. I'm a better three shoes (I dance like I have two left feet, which is

strange considering I have one left foot and two right feet)

;)

Not really.

[Ava]

51. aha,

hmmm... ok

:P

[Random_Australian]

52. Whatever. We all know you don't like asparagus.

aspargusist!

[Ava]

53. actually i do!

and broccoli too!

I MADE A RHYME! :P :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

54. A rhyme?Fine. I made nine so now it's time to shine and bust

a rhyme in line with strine as mine!

[Ava]

55. here we go!

your rhyme is lame.
you'll lose this game.
you must beware
i will prevail.
for i am a legend to which you cannot compare!

[Random_Australian]

56. Prevail rhymes with... errrr.... what exactly?

Write the next line of the rhyme!

This is the fifth month,

[Ava]

give in now before you fail!

:P

[Random_Australian]

58. Uh huh, that''s stale. For now, like silver, (you write the next line)

[Ava]

61. well

I bid you good night
For this was fun
I'll end this fight
before i've won
you may be witty
and you may be cute
but you'll feel shi*tty
when you look like a fruit!

[Random_Australian]

62. Nice ommission. Nighty night!

[KitchenWitch]

7. What about my cupcakes?

[MrScorpio]

13. Oh, what a lovely pair of cupcakes

and kissable too

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. ....

:spank: :spank:

[Deja Q]

29. Speaking of cupcakes,

Blanche: (to Rose) A tossed salad could outwit you

Rose: (later) A tossed salad could outwit me?! Could somone tell me what that is supposed to mean?

Dorothy: "Rose, I want to ask you a hypothetical question. Lets say that Miles loves your cupcakes more than life itself, but one day he decides to try someone else's cupcakes, for a lack of an example, my cupcakes. And I, in a moment of passion, let him try my cupcakes. How would you feel?"

Rose: "I think I would understand."

Dorothy: "Oh, thank you."

Rose starts to laugh.

Dorothy: "What?" Rose: "It's just the idea of Miles trying your cupcakes."

Dorothy: "Why's so funny?"

Rose: "No offense, but your cupcakes are dry and tasteless."

Dorothy: "My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men love my cupcakes."

Rose: "Get a clue, men would rather pay for cupcakes."

Dorothy: "Listen you Swedish meatball...Wait a minute. You are actually talking about cupcakes, aren't you?"

Rose: "Of course I am talking about cupcakes, what are you talking about?... Wait a minute! Have you and Miles been...baking together?"

Dorothy: "Of course not, I swear."

Rose: "Good, cuz if I ever catch my man with another woman in my kitchen, I will..."

:spray: :rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

35. Exactly!

I love the Golden Girls.

[SeattleGirl]

36. ROFL!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

38. Good one!

[Deja Q]

40. Thanks muchly, but I didn't write it!

I wish I did, I know I've got the talent for it! :rofl:

[Robeson]

57. Am I the only one who sees the face of Jesus on it?....

....:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

59. Yes. Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing.

[Deja Q]

60. Yes. After looking at the pic again, I see something more disgusting.

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

63. Don't stop the muffin

The muffin is YOU!

[Ava]

64. the muffin is gone

aussie boy ate it all! :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

65. There's always the memories of the sweet muffin

Don't you know it

[jukes]

66. the memory

is always better than the muffin itself!

[MrScorpio]

67. It's 12 Midnight

Do you know where your muffin is?