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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:16 AM
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When you go into public wearing sandals, long hair and don't shave...
Does it make you feel like Jesus? I know I do.

I'm thinking this thread applies mostly to the men, but I guess women could feel like Jesus too.
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retrospective66 Donating Member (168 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:30 AM
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1. Hmmm
I've never done all of that at the same time. My hair has been long for years, and in the summer I wear sandals. But I keep my legs shaved except in the winter... much more convenient then long johns ;-) So it just never works out that way.

That's cool to know though. If you are dressed that way now, could you do me a favor and ask your father if I can have a new dishwasher? My hubby won't let me. :-(
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:44 AM
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6. I asked
He says you have to obey hubby. Sorry. I keep telling him to take a women's study course or something but he never got over that thing with Lillith.
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retrospective66 Donating Member (168 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 12:03 PM
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14. LOL!
I had a feeling he'd say something like that. Well, at least you tried. Thanks. :-)
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:31 AM
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2. I had long-hair for a little while.
But I've never been in public either unshaved or in sandals (I don't posses a pair) since I reach adolescence - so I can't really comment. But I doubt it would make me feel like Our Lord, more like a person who hasn't shaved and is wearing sandals.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:33 AM
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3. Well that describes me...
Heathrow airport. Long hair, no shaving. And this woman goes wild. Well it was Easter Sunday....


Khash.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:45 AM
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7. hehe
awesome
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:34 AM
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4. I only feel like Jesus when I'm eating m&ms
and they get stuck in the holes in my hands.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:36 AM
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5. My hair is always long
I always shave, and I wear sandals most of the summer. I've never felt like Jesus. ;)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:45 AM
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8. maybe
you should try not shaving for a week and see how it goes. :shrug:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:46 AM
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9. But exactly how would I know
if I did feel like Jesus? :shrug:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:48 AM
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10. People look at you funny
like you have no place to lay your head at night, and they expect you to say something crazy and try to overthrow the government. That's how people reacted to Jesus, right?
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:57 AM
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13. Oh hell
Well that happens all the damn time anyway. ;)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:51 AM
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11. Oh no
I'm in public using wifi. A guy with sandals, longer hair, and a real beard just walked in. I have clearly been out-messiahed. damn! I wonder if a mob or throngs of worshipers will form around him.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:52 AM
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12. especially when I drive nails through my hands and feet first
Edited on Sun May-21-06 11:52 AM by leftofthedial
although I do tend to get lots of stares and people are in no hurry to wait on me at stores and restaurants.
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 12:22 PM
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15. yes
i feel like "fat jesus"
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 12:24 PM
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16. He just wasn't the same after the comeback.
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