This is why the Calgary Flames suck

[HEyHEY]

They put this video together.

Only Calgary, land of greed, conformity, and narrow-minded thinking could lack creativity to such a point that something this bad would come out of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJtJNDFwmDg&search=Calgary%20Flames

[ghostsofgiants]

1. I thought you were going to say that it's because they're a hockey team.

:evilgrin:

Lanny McDonald's 'stache is by far the highlight. That thing was (Is? Does he still have it?) spectacular.

[HEyHEY]

2. No clue

[Canadian Socialist]

3. I met Lanny just after he retired.

He was in my office for a consultation re: advertising. He let me try on his Stanley Cup ring. It was bigger than my hand! Well, not quite. And HeyHey? How about them Canucks? heeee. At least the Flames made the playoffs this year.

[KamaAina]

4. Actually, no, that isn't why the Flameouts suck

Their suckitude derives from a certain series that they blew right before the lockout. Thanks to them, a place that thinks "ice" means the loot in a jewelry store heist now has its name engraved on the once-proud trophy. That, more than any video, no matter how lame, is the essence of suckitude.

[u4ic]

5. They need a reason to suck?

:shrug:

[JVS]

6. What year did that come out?

I still like the "Appalachian is HOT HOT HOT" video better

[TheMightyFavog]

7. Go Flames!

At least they're not one of those lame-ass teams that play in cities that never see snow..


Phoenix back to Winnipeg and Carolina back to Hartford NOW!

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. The Stanley Cup isn't over with yet??

Jeebus, they drag that thing out.