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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:58 PM
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I think my chickens have a death wish.
Shall I grant it?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 09:59 PM
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1. NOooooooooooooo!!!!
You must save the chickens from themselves. It would break my darling GrumpyGirl's heart...So you musn't.
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 10:01 PM
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3. Maybe they just don't want to live anymore.
Would it be considered assisted suicide?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 10:02 PM
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4. Only if, after counseling, it was found to be so.
:D
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 10:00 PM
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2. Chickens belong one place and one place only:
IN MAH BELLY!
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 10:19 PM
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5. Unless they're laying delicious eggs
Then spare them.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 10:26 PM
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6. Eggs over easy...
With bacon and buttered toast.

OH how I could go for that right now. :9
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 11:02 PM
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7. are they pecking the hand that feeds them?
Or rather, the ankle attached to the person who feeds them.

A death wish might be preferable to the "sex wish" now being expressed by the Indian Runner ducks which I gave a friend ... apparently they have tried to mate with everything in sight (chickens, cat, toddlers) and have pinched her legs black and blue! I am so embarrassed.
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