Should I steal my neighbor's child? (WWYD)

[jpgray]

The neighbors have a cute kid -- pinkish-yellow colored, medium sized, no clue what ethnicity she is. Whenever she gets loose (they keep her tied out way too much, IMO) she comes straight to my house. I think her owners are lousy parents, so what the hell--my apartment could use a live-in servant.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Why the hell not?

[XemaSab]

2. And in a few years, she can incubate your army of clones!

:bounce:

[Placebo]

3. Without question.

Yes.

[JVS]

4. How much do you think you could sell it for

[jukes]

5. they smell bad

and demand you spend money on them.

i'd just call animal-control, or dig a pit. punji stakes will keep it away from your house.

[jpgray]

10. See what you were missing all that time I was on ignore?

:rofl:

[jukes]

12. a clever c-cat, i admit

i still think it was an error. even if we tiff'd, i never put any1 on ignore. squabbles are usu soon forgotten.


o/c, you cd be a total dickweed; i don't know 'cause i had you on "ignore"... :rofl:


at any rate, !mi malo!, y i admit it!

[npincus]

6. friend, you've got it the other way around

if you have a child, YOU are the servant. Unless you love the child madly and unconditionally, as I do mine, I don't recommend it.

Of course, you are kidding. I'm not!

[jpgray]

9. My kids will either view me with fearful awe

Or they won't view me at all. Because I will be sitting on the can crying my eyes out in shame while they write checks in my name or something.

[BikeWriter]

7. Have you tried turning on the sprinklers when it gets in your yard?

[wildhorses]

8. what!!!! No pedigree???

shoot it...only obvious solution *harumph*

[uppityperson]

11. Steal the child and burn the house down.

Then send child to michael jackson to take care of. That will teach them.