Lounge Lizard SEX THREAD

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

What are they doing with Jesus and Scully?!?!?!

[Neoma]

1. There is a Scully doll?

Fuck, i want one!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Yeah, they made X-Files action figures.

I have a few of them still in the packaging (They were $1 when KayBee Toys closed) Just for shits and giggles, the geckos have been sharing a tank with Gillian Anderson and Action Figure Jesus for a couple years.

[Vidar]

15. As long as they don't start selling insurance.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. "Hey, what the hell were you looking at over there?"

[jukes]

8. NICE gecko!

does he supply your insurance needs?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I wish. You would think between three geckos I'd be getting some break.

Actually, I have a bunch of old points on my license so I'm getting raped for the next year, then they all go away. Then I will drive my Saab again. :woohoo: Probably it'd be cheaper to just insure the Saab because then at least I wouldn't be getting raped on gas like with my Jeep.

[jukes]

14. saab's are very cool. what year?

new or vintage? (all saabs rule, but the vintage saabs had some very distinctive style!)

i only drive old japanese cars w/o collision. if some1 smacks them, i just patch them up myself. o/c, i've got time to do the work.

i am rebuilding a '78 alfa romeo spider veloce. 2000cc & duel side-draft webbers! good mileage till i kick in the afterburners!

unfort the cats found the seats and think they're scratching posts, so i'll have to re-upholster.

not their fault, i shd have secured them.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. I love all Saabs too, except for their new weird looking SUVs.

Mine's a 2003 9-3 fully loaded. I named her Gwyneth.

[jukes]

17. cool moniker. y a very nice ride.

i call my '82 280 zx "you fucking abortion". they chronically overheat, but drive really nice for about 2 miles.

i think i'm going to attach a 12 volt piezo to the radiator w/ a toggle on the dash, then mount a used eaton supercharger on it.

smokin'!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. My Jeep is called "Stop Eating Gas You Fucker"

My old Toyota Echo was called "Mom & Dad's Gift of Death"

My Mercury Sable was called "Fucking Dying Piece of Shit"

[jukes]

19. yes

better to verbally abuse our cars.

they can't "alert" the mods!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Well, the Sable deserved every abusive thing I ever said to it.

It was a car of surprises. It could be working absolutely fine and you run into Starbucks for a cup of coffee, come out and it's dead. The most exciting was when the transmission decided it was going to just die on me randomly on a busy overpass. Things only got more exciting because friendly officer of the law came along and drove/rolled my car down the hill and around the corner into a driveway...let's just say that I had quite a bit of illicit materials hidden inside a box of cookies (cookies on top) on the passenger seat. It was quite possibly the most nerve-wracking experience of my life. Fortunately, he wasn't hungry and he gave me a ride home. I immediately borrowed a car and retrieved my cookies.

[jukes]

22. you'd be surprised

how many coppers use, too. he might have shared the cookies, but (knowing cops) wd have been MOST disappointed to find out your romantic inclinations.

although i met few "crooked" cops in my career, i'd have to say most of them are party-dogs and tend to misbehave, even on duty.



there is always the chance of running into a "straight arrow", though. stupid, STUPID "War on Drugs" (tm).

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Well knowing the cops in my area and the quantity.

It probably would have sucked.

[jukes]

26. cops can be a pain in the dick

i never liked them much, even when i was 1.


and i NEVER got: "booze GOOD, reefer BAD". it's just dumb.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Book club meeting??

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Eh I don't know. I've been awake for 36 hours.

I realized if I had to be somewhere at 8am sleep would be a bad idea.

[riona]

5. I love your lizards!

:loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Thank you! There's more.

Spot, the male leopard gecko.



Dr. Gonzo and Raoul Duke, the crippled bearded dragons.

Oh and this famous picture...

[xchrom]

9. i like your lizard.

;-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Sure...

;)

[riona]

10. They're trying to get into the monitor

or perhaps they're just checking DU.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. The cool thing about leopard geckos is they're just fuckin' chill.

They're not like most geckos that are all skittish and crap. Leopard geckos like to stare randomly at stuff. Put them down in front of something "new" and it's like "oooOOOOOoooo."

That's why it's really easy to take a picture of their face at point blank range.

[reyd reid reed]

20. Yup

Creature will sit and stare at the cats. Drives them up the wall and he seems to Love tormenting them.

[wildhorses]

24. looks like the lizard is directing your little porn film and

is considering acting and producing to also be viable options...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. I guess it runs in the family.

Porno Jim is my cousin. It skipped over me and passed on to the geckos.

[Wetzelbill]

25. Scully looks like she's doing the "Sig Heil" thing

:)