I learned my alcohol limit this weekend.

[realisticphish]

A word of warning: never drink beer out of tiny cups. You lose count, and end up drinking WAY too much.

Before Saturday night, I had never puked from alcohol before (and I was proud of it). Unfortunately, I can no longer claim this. That happened 2 days ago, and I still retch even THINKING about drinking beer. I don't know how these people puke at every party they go to, and keep going the next night, and so on. :shrug:

On a positive note, I was a VERY clean puker. Kept everything neat and clean, both during and after. And, since the same party involved someone else pissing in the kitchen, the hosts were very appreciative of that fact.

[jukes]

1. sounds like a good party!

since i'm 1/2 amerind i have no tolerance or appreciation for alcohol. i'd have been smoking herb & feeling superior!

[realisticphish]

2. oh, it was a good party

and I was only out for an hour; once I woke up, I ate a pretzal, and was fine :shrug:

And we had a hookah there, but there were too many people, so we didn't use it

[jukes]

5. the good stuff is expensive

unless you've got a "green thumb".

& you can't be sure who's lurking the shadows, someXs...

:hide:

[sasquatch]

3. Did I ever tell you of the time I drank a case of beer in under 8 minutes?

Did that in Preble County Ohio. Boy did I hurl after that though, went back to drinking the next night too. Remember only Michigan douchebags and John Cooper give up.
:D

[Wetzelbill]

6. oh good lord

that's wild. I remember this one time I was at a small party at this one girl's parent's house. The had a really nice house, nice things etc. Well, I was already trashed when I started pounding beers one right after another. My friend once told me that he knew a guy who could guzzle a beer, without a bong or anything, in 4 seconds. I kept trying to do that. Not good. I was already smashed as I said and I pounded probably 10 beers or so in just a few minutes. One of my friends said I kept holding my fingers up and saying "This guy could do it in four seconds." Each time I would hold up the wrong amount of fingers. First it was two fingers. Then three. I was too hammered to get it right, haha. They all said I was belligerent too. I recall her family had these very expensive glasses in their bar. I guess I smashed a few of them, just being an ass. Oh gosh, I'm glad I don't drink much anymore. :)

[Wetzelbill]

4. good lord, I feel hungover just thinking about it

I barely even remember a whole summer of my life. I think I learned my limit right around that time. :)