Women are attracted to different faces depending on their menstrual cycle

[Wetzelbill]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his
butt while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been canceled.

[nutsnberries]

1. i've heard this before

and there is some truthiness in there!

but you've missed the time (pre-menstrual) when it's *what face?* :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

2. Ha!

now I like that "what face?" period. :)

Yeah, one of my friend's posted this on myspace. A "She" no less. :)

[nutsnberries]

24. ....

ya sometimes i think of it as the *i feel like a guy* time, in more ways than one. :rofl:

(more generalizations... but i don't find any of this offensive. :* )

[DS1]

3. nice setup

:D

[Mutley]

4. There is something wrong with you.

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

17. yeah but you knew that already

:)

[Mutley]

19. Bet you didn't realize you'd get in so much trouble for this.

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

21. I'm usually oblivious to that sort of thing

I so constantly ride the line between being offensive and funny, that I never fully get when I'm about to get my ass kicked. I should at least recognize the usual suspects by now though.

[Mutley]

22. Yes, it is probably a good idea to steer clear of the

jokes about women on DU. :hug:

[Wetzelbill]

25. wait.. should I be listening to my nemesis?

I am so confused now. :)

[Mutley]

28. If I was trying to mess you up I'd tell you to post more things like this.

:D

[Wetzelbill]

29. yeah, but can I truly trust you either way?

:)

[Mutley]

30. If I claim everything I say is a lie

then how do you know if everything I say is a lie or not? :silly: :crazy:

[progmom]

26. ha - the usual suspects?

[Wetzelbill]

27. I met the guy who wrote that before

Cool guy. Chris McQuarrie. He won an Academy Award for the screenplay too.

Yeah, I should know what offends some of my friends and what doesn't. Best to just stay away from certain topics altogether. :) One day, I will actually realize this! I promise! :)

[progmom]

31. cool, and until that day i will remain a usual suspect

;)

[Ava]

5. psh!

:eyes:

you just don't get it do you? of course then again you are a stupid male.

why would you say that?!? you've hurt my feelings! how dare you! :cry:


j/k

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

6. Is this your new standup routine?

I think you need new writers.

[Wetzelbill]

10. a friend of mine sent it to me

It might be her new stand up routine though, not sure. :)

[progmom]

7. meh

not worth it. :hi:

[nutsnberries]

8. (more generalizations) Men aren't fun enough to have cycles!

just get out the scissors and set him on fire!


joking, joking.... i've never noticed any pattern of gender generalization flame stuff...

[Wetzelbill]

12. it's not a cycle

it's called stupidity. Most men are. :)

Not trying to start anything.

[progmom]

13. meh

...not worth it. :hi:

[Wetzelbill]

14. yeah my bad

sometimes I read something that was sent to me and I'll paste and post it. I should figure it out by now. One of my friend's sent it to me, and she's a pretty cool and funny person, so I didn't think it would be considered all offensive.

[progmom]

15. meh

not worth it.


have a good day! :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. Well, I can take or leave the batt jammed up his butt,

but when I've got my period, I definitely find myself more attracted to guys who are on fire. :P

[Darth_Kitten]

11. I never tire of reading this!!

:bounce:

[Wetzelbill]

20. that bouncing frog cracks me up

I love that thing.

You mean, this post wasn't offensive?

[Darth_Kitten]

32. I don't think so.....

I mean, it's a joke. :D gives the gals a little knowing chuckle. ;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. My dear Wetzelbill.....

Oh, I have read this one before, and it never fails to crack me up!

However, it is true.....

I also read that women are more likely to be unfaithful when they are ovulating......

I guess the drive to get that egg fertilized is stronger than any marriage vow!

Pretty interesting stuff......

Good to see you!


:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

18. it's true?

haha

I wouldn't go that far....

Are they really more likely to be unfaithful? That's an interesting stat.

Good to see you too.

[ContraBass Black]

23. Damnit. Caught me cold.

x(



:D