Dying Eagle
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Mon May-22-06 03:33 PM
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I'm afraid my Toaster is going to kill me...literally |
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Edited on Mon May-22-06 03:34 PM by Dying Eagle
every time I stick a fork in it shocks me. I mean big *ZAP! shock, not just your garden variety little static *snap*. Like painfully shocks me.
LOL :P
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Mon May-22-06 03:36 PM
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1. Try holding a bigger fork and standing in a puddle of water. |
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You'll get a bigger shock, but only once.
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Dying Eagle
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Mon May-22-06 03:38 PM
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Even worst then then the time I pee'ed in a light socket??
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Mon May-22-06 03:37 PM
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2. Just don't take it to the gas station with you. |
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Mon May-22-06 03:43 PM
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4. Keep doing it until you become immune. |
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Mon May-22-06 03:53 PM
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Dying Eagle
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Mon May-22-06 04:12 PM
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7. You know what, asthmaticeog |
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I was just trying to have a little copy cat fun. I'm sorry if this struck a little to close to home for you, maybe a bad childhood experience with metal objects and electricity. So, if you didn't find it funny, thats OK. I guess i will try harder next time to reach your high comedic standards. Until then try to leave your negativity on that side of your modem, thanks
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Mon May-22-06 04:25 PM
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8. You know what, Dying Eagle |
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I was just trying to have a little snarky fun. I'm sorry if this struck a little to close to home for you, maybe a bad childhood experience with a competent humorist and a well-constructed put-down. So, if you found it overly wounding, thats OK. I guess i will try harder next time to pander to your low copycat standards. Until then try to leave your defensiveness on that side of your modem, thanks
Hey, you're right - copycatting IS fun! :hi:
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Mon May-22-06 04:34 PM
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Edited on Mon May-22-06 05:26 PM by arwalden
edit: Never mind. (I was right. He doesn't need my help.) :rofl:
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Mon May-22-06 03:55 PM
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6. Just checking to see if you're still with us |
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Mon May-22-06 05:09 PM
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from the heating element to the sink, then use your fork safely!
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