otherlander
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Mon May-22-06 03:46 PM
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I'm afraid my toaster is going to sell me... literally. |
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Every time I walk into the kitchen, my toaster makes a beeping noise. I think it's gathering data that it can sell to the CIA and get me arrested...
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Mon May-22-06 04:05 PM
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1. If you put a tin foil hat on, it will block the electrical waves |
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the toaster is emitting, and you won't be spied upon by the CIA!
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otherlander
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Mon May-22-06 04:08 PM
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2. Okay.... let's make a list of ways to sto Agent Mike.... 1. Tinfoil Hats. |
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Mon May-22-06 04:10 PM
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3. 3.) A knife in the toaster, while standing in water. |
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Mon May-22-06 04:13 PM
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4. You're sure it's not your dental work? |
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Those fillings are treacherous.
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Mon May-22-06 05:12 PM
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from the toaster to your foilhat; you'll be able to read any msgs it's sending...
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