Is it safe to cut fireworks with a knife?

[Deja Q]

Or is that dangerous?

[Renew Deal]

1. Are they lit?

:nuke:

[Deja Q]

2. Unlike me, no.

:rofl:

[Robb]

3. Use the electric roast slicer

Frayed wires help it cut better. :D

[leeroysphitz]

6. Yep...

and make sure you have a bucket of water nearby to pour on the knife in case it gets hot while you are cutting.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. It can be done safely, if not legally.

But I wouldn't recommend it.

If anybody's planning on doing it they'd probably want to do it with a plastic knife in a shack with three solid walls and a thin wall facing an open field.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. As long as you don't do anything to cause ignition,

(that is, make a spark), you can do pretty much anything to fireworks.

Until intense heat energy is applied, all ingredients are non-volatile.

[jukes]

7. sure, nine-fingers!

go to it!


(i know you really know what you're doing and are just joking about, but some-one made a pompous and dangerous statement that might be accepted by our younger members.

many energetic compounds are very friction-sensitive; like a gun, they are *never* safe, even if you follow directions. play all you want, but be aware of the risks. and NEVER listen to any1 that says any form of explosive is "safe". jesus...)

[Deja Q]

10. Gotcha. Like the song said,

"a'flushin' we will go..."

I'll not bother with my initial thought for blowing up peeps. I'll just get a couple sparklers instead. :evilgrin:

[jukes]

11. peep-schrapnel!!!!

wash your hands when you're done, H/T!



:patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

[Deja Q]

13. Oh, you think I'm going to go to the bathroom while I'm at it?!

:rofl:

[newcriminal]

8. Why the hell would you want to?

[Deja Q]

9. Simple:

http://peeps.dpcphoto.com

As I have no life, I love taking little marshmallow peeps and doing bizarre things to them.

My latest project involves some innocent fireworks; but the ones I've got are waaaaaaaaaaaay too powerful despite their small size. :(

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. Well, shoot.

I was hoping it had something to do with the neighbors.

[Skittles]

14. SHOULD I KICK HYPNO'S ASS??

OR SHOULD I KICK HIS ASS??

[Redneck Socialist]

15. What's that? It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...

SKITTLES KICKING ASS!

Rarer than a decent president these days.