The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test

[Ava]

From the site:
"Night of the Living Dead. Dawn of the Dead. House of the Dead. Resident Evil. Obviously the Zombie genre has become a sizeable chunk of our culture. I've spent plenty of time thinking about how well I'd survive in that kind of enviornment. Since you're reading this, I'll assume you have too. Without further ado, find out if you'd get out alive, or end up Zombie chow."

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5349989821747660792

I'm a Official Survivor
"you scored 85%!
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive."

[JohnKleeb]

1. 67% Official Survivor

[Ava]

4. haha! i beat you!

you got beaten by a chick! :P

[JohnKleeb]

6. but I survived

So my left eye may have been chewed out on by a zombie. It's like I needed it anyway.

[Ava]

8. lol

but you could be infected! :wow:

[JohnKleeb]

9. Yeah but if it just got my eye than I'll be ok

It's not like i can see out of it anyway and I'd get an eye patch too and be the pirate guy. It's every young boy's dream to be a pirate.

[Ava]

11. but you never know

in a few days you could turn into a zombie!

[JohnKleeb]

12. A pirate zombie?

That sounds even cooler than a Zombie Nixon ;).

[Ava]

13. well anything is cooler than zombie nixon

:rofl:

i kid! i kid!

[JohnKleeb]

15. Nah a zombie nixon is cooler than a zombie agnew

I mean if you like paranoid drunk complex presidents instead of a guy named spiro.

[Ava]

17. yeah, but that's not saying much now is it

excuse me while i go hide before he gets here. :hide:

[JohnKleeb]

22. I thought you would have already offed him

since he's you know a zombie, I thought you would have encountered him on the trail.

[Ava]

25. nope, he's not here yet

now don't tell him where i'm hiding.. i'm going to sneak up on him! shhh! :hide:

[JohnKleeb]

27. Fine if you don't kill me and let me get a free vacation to

"beautiful tropical island name here"

[Ava]

29. well then, i guess i'll have to go ahead and kill you now

to keep you quiet! :P

[JohnKleeb]

31. I wasn't going to tell him

Only way I go to Chicago is to laugh at the Cubs when they go 100 years without a world series.

[Ava]

32. hmm... then i'll keep you as my slave

for now! :P

[JohnKleeb]

34. Isn't htat illegal

The wee little thirteenth amendment.

[Ava]

37. nope, the zombies killed all the politicians and lawmakers

so now I've taken over! :P

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

39. You mean all the politicans are dead?

Why hasn't there been a parade yet? I kid, I kid.

[Ava]

42. because we are too busy trying to kill all the zombie right now

there's only a few left though :P

[Ava]

14. you know i have to kill you now?

because you are a zombie!

[JohnKleeb]

16. That's in two days

There's so much I need to do within that time. You know stuff.

[Ava]

18. well i'll be waiting until then

once you become a zombie i will have no choice!

[JohnKleeb]

19. Ok so I am off to the Scottish Highlands

Try to find me there sucka.

[Ava]

20. i have my resources!

you'll never escape me! :P

[JohnKleeb]

24. nonsense I can pass for a native scotman

Actually I can't.

[Ava]

26. well if i we were in Greece

you'd never see me coming..

actually, i'm not sure that is true either. :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

28. Since when I would I go to Greece

Grecians meh.

[Ava]

30. nope, you'd travel to the same place all other zombies are

now where that is i must find out! :P

[JohnKleeb]

33. It's Baghdad Iraq

[Ava]

36. psh! go ahead!

no way you'll make it back alive.

[JohnKleeb]

41. but the food is good there

So says my experience with middle eastern food.

[Ava]

43. middle eastern food = upset stomach

:P

[JohnKleeb]

44. My dining experiences from the past two nights say other wise

It's better than English food. Who the fuck eats kidneys, oh wait the mofucking brits do.

[Ava]

45. nope, i eat american junk!

:rofl:

i enjoy good meat..


oh crap, i hope i'm not turning into a zombie!

[JohnKleeb]

46. I guess when Zombie George Allen bit you it turned you in to one

Before you know it you'll be wearing cowboy boots and pretending you're from a region you're not, oh and the football metaphors too.

[Ava]

47. hey i'm from alabama

we already have cowboy boots! :P

and i'm a football fan :wow:

[JohnKleeb]

48. Yeah but are you going around acting like you're from Southern

California? My senator is from Southern California and acts like he's this southerner. Fuck I am more southern than he is and I inheirted my Pennsylvania grandfather yinzer.

[Ava]

49. LOL! why would he want to do that?!?

being from the south is a curse. the accent is a dead give away and people tend to dislike southern people. :shrug:

damn yankees!

[JohnKleeb]

51. five letter word that starts with v

The south ain't so bad though. I mean we get to stay warm while the Yankees whine about the cold and chowdah.

[Ava]

52. am I a total ditz?

i can't figure out the five lettered word! :rofl:

[JohnKleeb]

53. votes

Actually htough the only reason why that fool I think got where he is in Virginia politics is because his daddy was the Redskins coach, meh like I needed a reason to dislike the Skins more.

[Ava]

54. aha ok

i guess i am a total ditz! :P

[JohnKleeb]

55. No I am

I tripped on my own shoes one day when I was a freshman. Then I heard all about it in bio later that day. That's ditzy.

[Ava]

56. not as bad as me

broke my foot running UP the stairs!

[Ava]

57. and i crashed a golf cart once

seriously how did i manage to do that? they only go about 5mph! :rofl:

[JohnKleeb]

58. Ok you win

You got a favorite pro football team seeing as you guys don't have a pro team down there. The fun thing about the DC Area is everyone is a mercenary fan.

[Ava]

59. well i'm more into college football

not a huge fan of pro football.

[StellaBlue]

2. I got 72%!

Bummer.

haha

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Armed and Dangerous - 86%

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 86%!

You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

[Mutley]

5. 83%

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 83%!
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.


Sweet. I get to live. :thumbsup:

[NJ Democrats]

7. 85% Awsome!!!

I'd kick some ass out there.

[Ava]

10. same score as me

cool! :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

21. 63%

I survived. ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Armed and Dangerous. Congratulations! You scored 86%!

You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

[sakabatou]

50. got the same

[Dave Reynolds]

35. Yay!

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 87%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.


I play at www.urbandead.com

[Kerrytravelers]

38. OMG! Whenever we see a zombie flick, I always spend the rest of the

night telling Mr kt how I would escape if we ever had a zombie attack! This test was meant for me!

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 66%!
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.


And this, apparently, is me killing zombies:

[Giant Robot]

40. 84% survivor

Screw you brain eating zombie bastards!