Say something controversial

[Ava]

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[LeftyMom]

1. I wonder if we could get Nader to run as a Dem in '08?

:popcorn:

[bertha katzenengel]

2. I say we need 4 Official U.S. Languages:

English
Korean
Spanish
Vietnamese

I am open to suggestions -- other languages more frequently spoken? But let's keep it to four.

[Ava]

3. you forgot redneck

:P

[bertha katzenengel]

4. You mean I'm bilingual?

Who knew? I married a redneck. I'm learning the language.

:hi:

[Ava]

5. yup.

:P

[Harley Quinn]

6. French...

And only wine may be sold from hereon!

Je suis venue trop tarde dans un monde trop vieux.

(Yes, I know it's not exactly correct...but I didn't say it! I just copied it.)

[Broken_Hero]

7. something controversial...

damn, nothing comes to mind...:)

Oh wait...damn, lost it...;)

[Aristus]

8. I am a liberal...and PROUD of it.

:popcorn:

[bridgit]

no...

:P

[Broken_Hero]

9. Got one!

I think the Beatles suck, they are highly overrated....*ducks, and runs for cover*...

[Deja Q]

10. I can't

[uppityperson]

11. OK, "something controversial"

I am nothing if not literal

[Liberalynn]

12. If Jeb Bush is selected the next President,

I am voluntarily committing myself to the mental ward. I will definitely need it. :scared: :cry:

[Fleshdancer]

13. We should get rid of the lounge on DU....

the DU lounge does nothing to help Democrats win in '06.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

15. We do by default

by voting :Shrug:
Here's my controversial though.
I've voted Republican before and don't feel bad about it.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. OK. You asked for it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Religion is wrong! Strippers are workers worthy of respect! Gays are ruining the party! America is a Christian nation! Evolution is not a theory! Michael Jackson is obviously guilty! Christians are stupid! Christians are persecuted! The red states are all idiots! Downloading songs is theft! No, copyright is theft! All drugs should be legal! They murdered Terri Schiavo! Bush won fair and square! PETA are terrorists! Musicals are idiotic! Breading chicken with crushed cornflakes is an abomination! No, fried turkey is! Dean would not have done any better in the 2004 election! Strippers are whores! Oasis is way better than the Beatles! Tookie was a monster! What's wrong with the word "bitch?" U2 sucks! Reggie White deserves respect! Joe Lieberman is a great Democrat! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Rep. McKinney belongs in jail! If you have a SUV you're a pro-Bush hillbilly! Shoot all illegal immigrants! Smoking in public should land you in prison! Israel is wrong! The new Pope is a Nazi! Don't support the troops! Laura Brannigan was the best singer evah! Ban all guns! Eminem is a genius! No, Woody Allen is! Scientology is a religion like any other! Tookie should have won the Nobel Peace Prize! Michael Jackson is obviously not guilty! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Graffiti is art! No, it's vandalism! Boycott Everything! There's no point voting anymore because of BBV! Abortion is murder! Pitbulls are docile! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! LIHOP! MIHOP! The Minutemen are heroes! Publishing Michelle Malkin's address was wrong! The death penalty is barbaric! Nuclear power is good for the environment! Affirmative action is reverse racism! Women should breastfeed in public! No they should not! Circumcision should be outlawed! Terri Schiavo was already dead! All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't! Enough with the cat threads already, dammit! Marijuana users are criminals and belong in jail! The UN is useless! Outdoors cats kill songbirds! No, wind farms do! A lap dance is not sex! Do you eat murdered animals? I eat veal and foie gras, you veganazi! Atheism is a religion! No it's not! Kerry let us all down! Tom Cruise is gay! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! Nuclear power should be banned! Hillary is a DINO! No, she's a Fat Actress! Forbidding smoking anywhere is a civil rights violation! The USA is using napalm in Iraq! No it's not! Obama sold out! Damn hippies! Discrimination against gays is not illegal! Prince Charles and Camilla are ugly morons! No, Diana was! Ban pitbulls! I'm going to Canada! If you leave the country you are a traitor! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! PETA rocks! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible! Porn demeans women! Democrat Party!

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[ghostsofgiants]

16. Fuck Bill Clinton.

Figuratively, I mean. I'm sure enough have done so literally.

:evilgrin:

[swag]

17. When the schedule of reinforcement collapses,

the reinforced behavior is likely to become extinct.

[Floogeldy]

18. Bush Rulez!

Rulez over a pack of ignorant fascist neocon fucks. Oops. I guess I blew the controversial part. :blush: