Defend your username:

[Robb]

WritingIsMyReligion: Define the tenets of your belief system, including hierarchies and whether or not there's churches.
ZombieNixon: Explain the undead president.
IndyOp: Op for opportunity? Opposition? Opera?
LeftyMom: My not LeftyMother?
huskerlaw: Prove to me corn was meant to be taken seriously.
Yollam: Malloy backwards? Or short for Yollamortizethedebtover30years?
BikeWriter: What kind of bike? And, if a moto, how do you work the clutch lever whilst jotting things down?
lizziegrace: There's snakes on the lizziegrace, motherf*&^$r!!!
newyawker99: Why no update? It's two-thousand-freakin'-six!
HypnoToad: I...have no questions.
Floogeldy: Ends in a y. Why?
NewWaveChick1981: See also newyawker99. Helloo!

...And if I haven't called you out by name, well, just explain yourself. AND you'll have to get through the impenetrable Wall of Tequila to do it, so chop-chop. :D

[ZombieNixon]

1. I'll eat your brain and send your ass to Vietnam!

Now get the hell in line, you stupid hippie!

:P

[Deja Q]

6. I'm more edible, eat me! Eat me!

:bounce:


:D

[ZombieNixon]

8. Uhh...we're still talking about eating *brains* right?

Because otherwise, thanks, but no thanks. :D

[Harley Quinn]

2. Wow...

that's a lot of error-free writing for one behind the Wall of Tequila...

[Robb]

4. I am a trained professional

I do it for a living. Either the tequila thing, or the typing. Whichever. :D

[Harley Quinn]

5. Or both!

nt

[Floogeldy]

3. *Snicker snicker*

You're right. I should have ended it with an X. ;)

[Deja Q]

7. Mine needs no explanation!

I have a hypnotic presence, and I'm as dateable as a toad. :D

[elshiva]

9. elshiva... My Jewish name misspelled.

[JVS]

10. Robb is a dingbat

[Robb]

14. I suppose you think that gets you off the hook....

C'mon, admit it.

[Ptah]

11. visually

:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

12. "Ra" for the egyptian god, because I really respect that stuff, "nd" for

for "No Destruction" because that is how I would like the world to be treated, "Om" to reflect my more meditative side, "Au" is the chemical symbol for gold, because I believe our hearts are really gold we just sometimes do silly things, "St" for street, because I value taking pride in our neighborhoods, "Ra" for Random_Australian because that is my screenname,"Li" for Jet Li whose skills and determination I admire, and finally "An" for ANd you'd better not believe this shit.


:)

Had you going though didn't I!

[darkstar]

24. Nice answer

from across the pond !!!

:toast:

[LeftyMom]

13. "Mother" sounds serious

I almost never sound series. :P

[Robb]

16. Right. Now did you get the ice?

How about the rope? Big night ahead. :D

[Just Me]

15. No. eom.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

17. I am sometimes naughty. I'm also completely harmless.

I wanted to be Iniquitous Bunny-Rabbit, but there were too many letters.

It's all about the irony, baby dingbat (Is anyone allowed to call you dingbat or do I have to do something special to earn the privilege?) :D

[Scoody Boo]

18. My grandson calls Scooby Doo...

Scoody Boo. It really sounds cute when he says it.

[sakabatou]

19. Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu Ouki Ama Kakeru Ryu No Hirameki!

[rug]

22. Holy Shit! You got him mad!

[sakabatou]

39. Hey he wanted to defend my username...

Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu Dou Ryu Sen!

[otherlander]

82. Greetings, fellow Kenshin fan! Damn them, they cancelled the show!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

20. I think my user name speaks for itself.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

21. Who is Number One?

I will not make any deals with you... I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own. I am not a number, I am a free man!

[otherlander]

80. wait.....so it's not a v for vendetta reference?

you know....5 was V, 6 was Valerie...

[Homer Wells]

23. Because I screwed up when signing up for du

Forgot to put in a user name and it assigned my email name in its place. I never figured out how to change it, and after a while, I just left it alone.:wtf:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. I dare you to attack me. My username is absolutely beyond reproach. -nt

[darkstar]

26. Well there's, you know, time...

...and vast trackless space, the whole of which need to be explored.

[nutsnberries]

27. this name is

dedicated to people who stick together*


-----------------------------------------

*Which, come to think of it, is what it's really about.







(if you know the book, you can REALLY understand, because, like you...
it was FULL OF TEQUILA! cheers Robb :toast:
sometimes i regret turning banditos into bandita tho)

[Left Is Write]

28. Because I'm Left. And I Write.

Both "left" and "write" are used in double ways. I write with my left hand, and I believe the political left is right (as in correct).

[Robb]

32. THAT, dear Left Is Write,

...shall require another glass to even REMOTELY follow. :D

[flvegan]

29. I am

a vegan, and I live in Florida. Take THAT, Wall of Tequila!!!!!!!

[mwooldri]

30. Easy. It's my unix username from university.

First letter of my first name, with the first 7 letters of my last name. I didn't have a middle initial otherwise they would have shoved that in there and used the first 6 of my last instead.

So there's nothing to defend here. I have nothing to hide, heck when I went to A&T I kept the same part before the @ - instead of being dundee.ac.uk it went to ncat.edu

btw my avatar will need to change soon as I'm no longer officially an Aggie :(

Mark.

[Redstone]

31. I don't need to defend jack shit.

Redstone is my name.

Pretty simple.

Redstone

[MiniMandaRuth]

33. My mom is named AmandaRuth for a Rank 'n' File song.

And I'm her little 'Mini-me'!

You got a problem... Well, take it up with her. She would let me join unless my user name said 'Mini' x(

[grannylib]

34. "grannylib" is pretty self-explanatory. Helping to raise my grandchildren

since my daughter's death, and because I love them, and my other two children, and my country, etc etc etc, I HAVE to be a liberal, because being otherwise makes no sense in terms of my faith, my hopes and my dreams for a future for ALL children and ALL families EVERYWHERE on the planet.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. Explain MY username to you, my dear Robb?

You have got to be kidding me, right?

My name is Peggy.....

AND I'm from California!

And that, as they say, is THAT! :rant:

[DainBramaged]

36. As if I could define myself any better than my name?

[uppityperson]

37. And who are you to ask me to defend my name?

really, the nerve of some people.

[madinmaryland]

38. i'm mad at the dingbats in maryland.

:grr:

[NMMNG]

40. Explain myself to you, you dingbat?

Actually, my username is nothing more than a play on that other Buffy, with a different form of vampires. .

[SeattleGirl]

41. Um, no, I don't think so.

:P

[mykpart]

42. No! Who cares what you think?

[wildhorses]

43. wildhorses...first of all Skinner gave approval

and if you don't like it, I can arrange for a stampede, raise a lot of dust and leave you in it!!

[Skittles]

44. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

that be my explanation

[BikeWriter]

50. Get 'em, Skittles! :-)

[khashka]

45. Robb is a ding bat

especially tonight. :)

I'm not defending my name anymore.

As for HypnoToad.... I think it comes from when we druggies used to import hallucinogenic toads from south America. Licking them was a fine thang. I think he's justy saying "Lick me".


:)

Khash.

[tjwmason]

66. You're just looking for an excuse to lick Hypno aren't you?

But then I suppose we all want that chance don't we?

[jukes]

46. "jukes"

"the fictitious name of an actual NY family traced by anthropoligsts through several generations of alcoholism, drug-addiction, petty crime and failure"
Miriam Webster



AKA losers, the dregs of society.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

47. I want to rage against the machine, but I'm too thirsty.

:P

[PRETZEL]

48. old nickname

still have alot of friends call me that 40 years later.

[BikeWriter]

49. There is only one kind of motorcycle. Harley-Davidson.

[NewWaveChick1981]

51. I'm still stuck on New Wave Music. Can't help it.

2006 or not, I love my music and won't let go of it! :P I became a New Wave Chick in 1981 when I graduated from high school and went off to college, and I've been one ever since. I have moved on in every way except for that....so please don't make me give my music up!!! If you do, I'll cry! :cry:

[RedStateShame]

52. Name defense

I'm from Kentucky. I love my state. I love its people. I even love some of our basketball. I hate the embarrassments my state is remembered for: Billy Ray Cyrus; the Carrollton bus crash; Mitch McConnell; Ann Northup; Ron Lewis; Jim Bunning; Ernie Fletcher; the loss to Duke in 1993. And, then, there's the hillbilly jokes. And every time I prepare to object to said joke, a fellow Kentuckian fits the stereotype to a T.

[Neoma]

53. *whew*

I'm not in there.

[KamaAina]

54. People who live in Hawai'i are called kama'aina.

so as to to distinguish ourselves from the rest of you miserable lot, who are malihini. So there!

[bumponalog]

55. no.

too much effort.

[Shell Beau]

56. Mine is so plain and easy! It is my name! Shell= Shelley!

Beau= Beau______!! Won't tell y'all my last name although swag was able to guess a long time ago and I have no idea how b/c my last name is anything BUT common!!!

[JackDragna]

57. I'm named after a gangster.

So I owe you nothing. Go to ##$ hell, you @#Q$!!!

:)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

58. First off, that should be "and whether or not there'RE churches"

not "and whether or not there'S churches."

:P

My belief system is, apparently, writing. So it's, um, noncomformist? Bohemian? Something like that. :D There are no hierarchies.

:rofl::rofl:

[u4ic]

59. I'm happy, dammit

and don't tell me otherwise! :grr:

[Ava]

60. my username is my name

:P

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

61. From the Fugees.

"Now that I escape, sleepwalker awake
Those who could relate know the world ain't cake
Jail bars ain't golden gates
Those who fake, they break,
When they meet their 400 pound mate
If I could rule the world
Everyone would have a gun in the ghetto of course
When giddyupin' on their horse
I Kick a rhyme drinkin' moonshine
I pour a sip on the concrete, for the deceased
But no don't weep, Wyclef's in a state of sleep
Thinkin' 'bout the robbery that I did last week.
Money in the bag, banker looked like a drag
I want to play with pelicans from here to Baghdad
Gun blast, think fast, I think I'm hit
My girl pinched my hips to see if I still exist.
I think not, I'll send a letter to my friends,
A born again hooligan only to be king again."

[donco6]

62. I know, mine is stupid.

It's just my old name from Compuserve years ago.

[Bluesplayer]

63. I play blues guitar

[Debi]

64. It's my name YOU DINGBAT!!! n/t

[hfojvt]

65. my username

is indefensible, plus I had a problem there which shall remain kinda secret.

[Cannikin]

67. Cannikin was the code name for the largest underground nuke test in the US

I just wanted to shake up the underground





Project CANNIKIN was a nuclear test conducted on Amchitka Island, Alaska, at 11:00 a.m., Bering Standard Time, on November 6, 1971. CANNIKIN, a slightly less-than-five-megaton device, was the largest underground nuclear test conducted in the United States. CANNIKIN was conducted to proof test a warhead for the Spartan missile, a Safeguard Ballistic Missile Defense Program. The shock registered 7.0 on the Richter scale, the seismic unit of the time. Within two days after the explosion, a crater more than one mile wide and 40 feet deep formed.

Cannikin was a big event, and though almost every nuclear event represents some kind of technical breakthrough, Cannikin is outstanding both in the number of “firsts” and in size:

First major project under the National Environmental Policy Act of 1969, which required the preparation of an “Official Environmental Impact Statement.”
Largest mined shaft in the United States with a single elevator to 6,000 feet.
Deepest 90-inch hole—6,150 feet.
Longest diagnostic canister—264 feet.
Largest off-continent diagnostic system—250 scopes with 100 percent data retrieval.
Largest load lowered downhole—over 400 tons.
Largest emplacement drill rig—1,000 ton mast.
First operational field computer system.
First successful downhole alignment with a laser beam.
First use of over 100 miles of downhole cables.
Largest cavity (52 foot diameter) mined through a mile-long shaft.

In addition, Cannikin required the use of the largest number of recording trailers. Shock mounting the trailers was a challenge because the trailers and interior instrumentation, located about 2,000 feet from ground zero, had to be able to withstand a ground upheaval of 15 feet at shot time.

[newcriminal]

68. newcriminal

well, I was just arrested for the first time at 35.

[bridgit]

69. bridgit...

http://www2.smarttech.com/st/en-US/Products/Bridgit

[Xipe Totec]

70. You're mighty brave in cyberspace

Step out of your skin and say that.



I need a fresh one.

[stevedeshazer]

71. It's my real name.

What's yours? :evilgrin:

[TriSec]

72. Micronational Title

I am the Tribunal Secretary of the Empire of Tebeakesse...a micronation that was founded in 1981.

So, that's my username..."TriSec". :shrug:

[rug]

73. Don't tread on me.

[recoveringdittohed]

74. I untied the half of my brain

that was tied behind my back (just to make it fair) and eventually rejoined the Democratic Party. "Reagan Democrat" back from the darkside.

[bluethruandthru]

75. Always been Blue

not a hint of red anywhere here!

[swag]

76. I don't have a username.

If I did, it would be a synonym for booty.

[Kat45]

77. Mine needs no explanation.

It is what it is.

[MassLiberal]

78. Because I am one

even though I've lived in Connecticut for 15 years. Once a Massachusetts Liberal, always a Massachusetts Liberal. You can take the Liberal out of Massachusetts, but you can't take the Massachusetts out of the Liberal.

You get my drift.

And I am proud to be one.

[uppityperson]

79. What's it to you?

[huskerlaw]

81. Corn

should never be taken seriously.

That's why I moved. ;)

[otherlander]

83. I am not of this land. I am not of this planet.

I am not of this species that likes to kill things. I am of another land. I am not of your vicious race of humans, I am of another race. That of the halfworld, and I do not live in the state of hatred that is produced by the speed of your leaving life behind. We are the moorfolk, and on the equinox our worlds may touch, but our hearts are different beneath the Mound.

[Brigid]

84. Brigid is my cat's name.

It is also the name of a Celtic goddess and and Irish saint. Top that! :D