So, speaking of my fabulous ass

[GirlinContempt]

A fabulous ass needs a fabulous beer



http://www.fortgarry.com/products/index.html

Ain't too much better than a Ft. Garry Dark.

Talk to me about beer, DU. What do you like? I'm in a sociable mood. Lets get chatty, cath.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. I'm a Barqs Root Beer fan, myself.

Keeping it sXe 'n shit.

[GirlinContempt]

2. Ah, yes, I would never want to dull your edge

Though I was always partial to A&W

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Too foamy.

Barqs is more highly carbonated and less sweet. (Insert more rambling about shit that your average beer nerd would say about his/her beer.)

[Left Is Write]

5. I like root beer that isn't overly sweet.

It shouldn't be overly sweet.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Obviously a woman who knows a thing or two about root beer...

:thumbsup:

:P

[GirlinContempt]

9. Clearly you didn't grow up in the heyday of rootbeer floats

;)

[ghostsofgiants]

11. My dad used to make them for me all the time...

But I was young and impressionable.

[GirlinContempt]

15. Not the same, lover

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Whatever, grandma.

:P

[GirlinContempt]

17. You realize how sick and twisted

that makes you look, don't you honey?

[ghostsofgiants]

18. ...

:yoiks:

[GirlinContempt]

19. Yeah, thats right

Pervert

[GirlinContempt]

36. Come back, gorgeous

I forgive you :P

[ghostsofgiants]

37. Haha...

:hide:

:P

[GirlinContempt]

38. Don't make me come in there, young man!

[Left Is Write]

4. Since you addressed me directly...

(You did say Cath, right?)

My refrigerator right now contains Sam Adams Summer Ale, Sierra Nevada Summerfest, and Rogue Dead Guy. My favorite of the three is Summerfest, but they are all good.

I like hoppy beers, so most IPAs are good in my book.

In winter, I love to have Deschutes Jubelale and Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale; Bridgeport Ebenezer Ale is another favorite holiday beer. And Sam Adams Old Fezziwig!

Sometimes I pine for Leinenkugel's Red. No Leinie Lodge here in the west, though. I also pine for Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde.

Pretty much anything put out by Sierra Nevada and Deschutes is going to be good.

[GirlinContempt]

10. Sounds cool!

:) You sound like you have better taste than many :D

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

52. Every time I see a beer I'm shocked. I thought I drank 'em all.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Fabulous Ass Pale Ale

I'm too lazy to Photoshop a label, though. :blush:

[GirlinContempt]

14. Come on, come on

get on it, lazy

[ZombieNixon]

23. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5186909&mesg_id=5187047

:7

[ZombieNixon]

22. I'm not.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5186909&mesg_id=5187047

:7

[Dave Reynolds]

7. I like Icehouse.

Yes, I am a fucking loser.

One of the best beers I ever drank was a stout from a brewpub in Nashville. The warmer it got, the better it tasted.

[Left Is Write]

12. I love brewpubs.

The first time I went to a brewpub was years ago in San Francisco, and I can still remember how damn good their beers were.

[GirlinContempt]

13. Don't worry, I have NO idea what that is

[fujiyama]

20. Mmmmm beer...dark beer

A few interesting dark beers I've had include an oatmeal stout and chocolate stout. I believe they were both Imperial, but they may have been a British brew.

Another good one I get on occassion is the Stony Creek Vanilla porter...

I'm also glad someone mentioned the Rogue Dead Guy. That's another good one. I like several brews by Bells. The Oberon, Winter white, etc etc...Blue Moon is also good...don't remember who it's by though...

[GirlinContempt]

25. Sounds interesting

Links?

[ZombieNixon]

21. Have you tried this brand?

:P

(Yeah, I know not my best work but I was in a hurry)

[GirlinContempt]

26. hah good job, dude

[ZombieNixon]

28. Why, thank you.

:blush:

[GirlinContempt]

29. You still aren't getting a pic

[ZombieNixon]

30. It's OK.

With my Fabulous Ass beer I haven't got a care in the world. :D ;)

[GirlinContempt]

31. Just as long as you're stable

:D

[libnnc]

24. I like ice cold Shiner Hefeweizen

with a slice of orange :9 :beer:

[GirlinContempt]

27. Orange, eh?

[Nevernose]

32. Are we talkin' about good beer or cheap beer?

Two entirely seperate conversations. Both have their merits, and both have their drawbacks.

I, for instance, am drinking a leftover Keystone, because price is an issue right now.

Its's a hundred degrees outside right now, though. I prefer something a little less dark, maybe even a light beer.

Can you buy mead commercially?

[GirlinContempt]

33. Yep.

I gravitate from super super pale to dark dark with very little in between in my taste. And generally good, not cheap. :)

[Nevernose]

34. You obviously make either more money than I do

Or have fewer expenses. And answer the most important question: do they sell mead commercially.

Mmmmm ... honey ... with alcohol.

[GirlinContempt]

35. Oh, thats what the yep was

[Gold Metal Flake]

39. Has this ass claim been confirmed?

If so, I would like to look over the documentation.

[GirlinContempt]

40. I have a couple of firm supporters.

[Gold Metal Flake]

41. A fully rounded comeback...

from any angle!

[GirlinContempt]

43. Hey!

I took my ass out dancing this weekend and it got two phone numbers! There's no stopping this symmetry

[Gold Metal Flake]

47. Juggling paramours and hemispheres. I may have to back out of this thread.

For I have been outclassed by a Superior ass!

[GirlinContempt]

48. It'll all work out

in the end

[Gold Metal Flake]

50. The good times are before AND behind us!

[EstimatedProphet]

42. If you want good beer, then you can't go wrong with

Sam Adams, Bass Ale, Great Lakes (I recommend Elliot Ness on tap - available in Cleveland area), Fat Tire, Guiness, and Arrogant Bastard.

:beer:

[GirlinContempt]

44. What

No 'Condescending C....'




nevermind

[TheProphetess]

45. I am just not a beer drinker, but I love Belgian Lambic Framboise

Doesn't taste like beer - it tastes like heaven in a glass. There's a dessert made with the Lambic Framboise at RFD's in D.C. and the description on the menu says, "proof that there is a god and he wants us to be happy." Indeed!

EP has many to recommend (see above). He said to add Unibroue as well as O'Hara's Celtic Stout (the best Irish Stout he's had, bar none) to his list too.

[GirlinContempt]

46. Hmmmmm

Never heard of it, I'll have to keep an eye peeled :D

[AlCzervik]

49. Right now Harp Ale is my favorite.

[Mutley]

51. Pete's Wicked Ale.

That's what my fabulous ass has been drinking lately.

[SacredCow]

53. I usually fall back on the local stuff...

I like all of Abita's offerings, but have a special place in my heart (and belly) for Turbodog.


From their website:

Abita Turbodog is a dark brown ale brewed with Willamette hops and a combination of British pale, crystal and chocolate malts. This combination gives Turbodog its rich body and color and a sweet chocolate-toffee like flavor. :beer:

[kwassa]

54. Old Horizontal

Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA



Magic Hat Fat Angel



Tupper's Hop Pocket

[Taverner]

55. Ever have Maudite Ale?

Yummy yummy stuff...Canadians know how to make beer!

[regnaD kciN]

56. Talk about a fabulous ass...

A priest wanted to raise money for his church and, being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one enter it in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that the priest ended up buying a donkey instead.

He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the headlines read:

PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS

The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again. This time he won! The news read:

PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The bishop of the church saw the headline and was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The headlines read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop to take, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the animal. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The headlines read:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey - so she found a farmer who was willing to buy the animal for $10.00. The headlines read:

NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS

They held the bishop's funeral the next day...