Carpenter Porn: Do I have to call an exterminator? Or...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Is it a growing cottage industry within the porn sector?

[Heidi]

1. Wait!

I'll ask my husband. ( :rofl: )

[xchrom]

2. well? we're waiting...

rather breathlessly i might add.

[Heidi]

3. Ha!

You never fail to crack me up, my friend! :hug:

If you're really sweet to me, I'll post the famous "Call Me Wesley Was A Teenage Nerd" photo. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. What's that? I wanna see. nt

[Heidi]

5. I'm scanning it.

:evilgrin:

[xchrom]

6. cookies? candies? flowers?

money?

a shopping spree at channel?

[Heidi]

8. Here ya go:

[xchrom]

9. gasp! scream!

oh. my. god!

that is so wonderful!

btw -- where i went to school -- john houseman was the headmaster -- and he really did wear bowties not unlike your young call me wesley there.

[Heidi]

10. Isn't it toooooooo cute?

I think that photo taken was during CMW's youthful fixation on Trotsky! :rofl:

Never say I never gave ya anything! :hug:

[xchrom]

13. trotsky -- that is perfect!

things like that make it fun to be alive!

[Heidi]

15. Yep, but

this is my favorite of the youthful CMW:

[xchrom]

16. he has hotness!

and hotness is a good thing!

[In_The_Wind]

17. Oh My ~ he is a hunk!

:thumbsup:


:hi: :loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Oh wow.

That's so bizarrely nerdy, it seems like a character at the beginning of library porn or something.

[Heidi]

14. :rofl:

LIBRARY PORN? I thought I'd heard _everything_. :i'mabookworm:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Seriously there is porn for everything or at the very least erotica.

A quick list of books listed as "librarian" porn.

A Librarian Loves to Lick
Horny Balling Librarian
The Lusty Librarian
Bang the Librarian Hard
Young Eager Librarian
Easy-to-Spread Librarian
Licking the Librarian
A Librarian's Hot Urges
Horny Peeping Librarian
The Hottest Librarian

[riona]

7. I think Delay has the time now.

Give his company a call.

[In_The_Wind]

12. OR could this have anything to do with it:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5187740&mesg_id=5187740

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Okay, your thread isn't lonely anymore.

I can't believe I didn't click on that until told to.

[In_The_Wind]

19. I don't know why I've been buying Cosmopolitan these days but I have.

Some of the stuff in there is so friggin' funny.
It makes excellent bathroom reading.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. I love Cosmo.

I actually once bought Cosmo and Maxim at the same time. The cashier seemed confused by the combination. I think it's a perfectly logical combination for a lesbian though.

[In_The_Wind]

22. I've never seen Maxim.

So I just did a search ~ www.maximonline.com/index.aspx
It looks like interesting reading for my cross country drive. TV is the pitts when you travel. X(

Cashiers should stick to the job of ringing up the correct prices and stop inventorying people's lives.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. The British version is better

but the American version is easier to find.

[xchrom]

24. i love both of those.

maxim doe shave some cool stuff to buy.

and cosmo is a mainstay of my fashion fetish since forever.

[Heidi]

25. Cosmo kick for haruka!

:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Thanks!

:freak: