Flowbee Haircutting System...WTF?!?!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

http://www.flowbee.com/

It hooks up to a vaccum, so you have to worry about vaccumming later.

According to their website, this guy is having fun. I think he's trying to suck his lifeforce away.


This woman is happy that "hair cleanup is only a suction away."

[jukes]

1. both those folks

cd get sucked into the machine, & who'd care?

:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. This hair-sucking phenomenon started a long time ago, and

I'm surprised it's still around. I remember seeing Flowbee commercials in the mid-90s, and I laughed until I cried when I saw them. It's as good as The Clapper and the spray-hair-in-a-can. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. They still have the spray hair in a can advertised on ESPN all the time.

I must see it have a dozen times if I'm at the bar.

My aunt bought the clapper once. She used it for a day. Everytime the dog barked, the light in the living room would go on and off.

[democracyindanger]

6. God I feel old

This was huuuge back in the early days of infomercials. The best part is that all the haircuts basically look the same, because the vaccuum makes everybody's hair puffy.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I know someone who was in an infomercial for DuraLube.

I've never seen it, but apparently it's shown throughout the world. Anyway, not only does she share a name with a porn star, she's known for giving a testimonial for DuraLube and she works with prisoners. Apparently, it's a career choice that will follow her forever.

[seemunkee]

4. That's his dignity getting sucked out of his head

[liberalpress]

7. He's smiling because the check cleared

[riona]

5. This device is dangerous

Babs used it on *.

[Richardo]

8. Boy, Randy Johnson's really scraping the bottom of the endorsement barrel

:(

[jane_pippin]

9. It's that or the hair bowl, I guess.

Evidently this doubles as a "bowl of nachos" Halloween costume.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. For some reason, I find that picture very creepy. nt

[xchrom]

12. well, they could chop your head off and the blood

would actually have someplace to go.

that kind of forethought is always worrisome.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

13. Jokes aside

I wonder if this thing works? I like to keep my hair cut at about shoulder level and I have paying for it every month or so. I just have a blunt cut.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. No. It doesn't.

I had a friend purchase one to save money and cut her kids' hair. She said it was a waste of time and money to buy it.

[commander bunnypants]

15. How bout a tube of butt cream?

They still make it

CB

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Oh yeah, I saw that at Cupid's Treasures. nt

[commander bunnypants]

18. I think Nascar was a sponser at one time

butt I really dont know since I dont keep up with racing

[peekaloo]

16. It's for people whose hairstyle(s) suck.

literally.

[gollygee]

19. My mom had one of those

she couldn't reach the back of her head well so the back always looked awful. I had her take a hand mirror in front of the bathroom mirror to look at the back of her head and she stopped using it.