Lets have a mean, dark, depressing thread

[texas1928]

:evilgrin:

[LaurenG]

1. It was a dark and stormy night,

the votes were all counted and they were quickly discarded so a criminal could run the country. Is that bad enough? :D

[giant_robot]

2. It looks like he's going to go for the atomic wedgie, there.

Yes, it's cruel and pointless, but you have to respect that kind of workmanship. That's one fratboy asshole who takes pride in his work.

[Writer]

3. Wow. That's an alpha male I'd like to have LOTS of babies with.

I am HOT. :eyes:

[redqueen]

4. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*wipes tear*

[texas1928]

7. UGH

Me Get Meat...


Make fire...

you cook...

UGH

[Dave Reynolds]

5. Dead kittens.

Dozens of them.

Being eaten by rats.

:(

[redqueen]

6. I'm always up for that!

Ever been in love? No? Good! Don't bother! It sucks!

Sure, sure... a bunch of happily-in-love couples will come after me and tell me how wrong I am, but what they never want to admit is that they're the exception! Most of us fall in love with someone who doesn't love us... or that we can't have. So you want my advice? Just avoid it altogether! Spare yourself the pain and misery!

Or go on and find out for yourself... find out how deeply you can be hurt... how weak and afraid that pain will make you feel once again, the moment you find someone else to love... how it will make you question their feelings for you, since most times the first jerk you fell for will lie to you about his feelings, so you're never sure again... about anything involving love.

Bottom line: LOVE STINKS!

[rug]

8. The precancerous cells are there and undetected.