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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:21 PM
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Shit! I nearly accidentally nailed my ex-girlfriend today
Edited on Tue May-23-06 06:23 PM by mutley_r_us
She won't stop walking in front of the nail gun. x(
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:28 PM
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1. Whew.
For a minute, I thought this was a sex thread. :scared:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:29 PM
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3. NevaH!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:31 PM
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5. Darn!
:dilemma:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:32 PM
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6. Well... maybe for you..
:evilgrin: :D
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:36 PM
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8. ...
Edited on Tue May-23-06 06:36 PM by Xipe Totec
at first :blush:

on second :think: , :party:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:40 PM
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10. ...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:37 PM
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9. Have you seen the size of the nails?




:yoiks:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:29 PM
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2. not to worry
Edited on Tue May-23-06 06:29 PM by matcom
i made the 'sacrifice' :evilgrin:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:30 PM
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4. You're so generous.
:D
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:35 PM
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7. I guess she pissed off the Pirhana Brothers.
And, as is their style, they nailed her 'ead to the floor.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:52 PM
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11. That would be Dinsdale
Doug was much more sadistic.



'E used... sarcasm. :scared:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:54 PM
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12. Hey.
:hi: :D
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:56 PM
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13. Ho
:hi: :D
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 06:57 PM
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14. You're a ho.
:evilgrin:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:00 PM
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15. I'm a ho?
:shrug:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:01 PM
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16. Uh huh.
:popcorn:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:06 PM
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17. Well, shoot
:cry:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:09 PM
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18. You think it's a bad thing?
:P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:10 PM
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19. It's just that I wasn't aware of it
So I haven't been charging. :banghead:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:12 PM
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20. You'd charge *me*?
:cry:
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