So it turns out an ex of mine is in data mining

[Robb]

...I shit you not. Old pal sent me her company's website, it's a combination of intrusive consumer tracking software and a bevy of corporate-speak (think: "grow your business proactively"). :D

Thing is, I know from experience ten years ago she couldn't find a computer's "on" button (mine either, for that matter, HEY-O!). Now she's a marketing pimp for the underbelly of the internet.

Memo: once an out-and-out hoor, always an out-and-out hoor. :D

[SOteric]

1. Well, technically,

once a hoor, now a pimp. :7 :hi:

[Robb]

2. Well put, dearest!

:hi:

[gollygee]

3. I found out not long ago

that one of my exes is a right-wing radio personality on the east coast. I didn't even know his politics when we were dating. He knew mine. I guess he just kept his mouth shut?

[liberalhistorian]

4. Well, she may still be a hoor,

but at least you're no longer a dingbat!! :P

Isn't it strange when we discover what some ex-loves are up to in life now? Often, it's something we never thought they would even consider, or something they swore up and down they'd never do.