Post your relationship queries here, and I'll answer them!

[HEyHEY]

Seeing as how I know nothing about the opposite sex, such a fresh perspective may be just what you need to put some zazz into your love-life.

Fire away!

[rug]

1. Right hand or left?

[HEyHEY]

2. Both, for christ's sake, why limit yourself

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. You're killin' me tonight!

Are you drunk, or is that just the cutie little Canadian coming out in you?
Duckie

[HEyHEY]

4. Sober as a boring aunt!

[JVS]

5. How can I better smite my foes? Why is God not helping me in this task?

[asthmaticeog]

6. Should I fake my orgasms?

[liontamer]

7. how come only people with girlfriends ask me out?

and why do they need to tell me that they have girlfriends? Do I look like I'd be okay with being the other woman?

[swag]

8. How can one distinguish twixt big wood and brush?

[HEyHEY]

21. By the colour of the excreting fluid

[JVS]

9. Why do you not answer your people?

[Deja Q]

10. How about long-distance relationships?

Or is it impossible to grow the arms that long? :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

16. I know this one!

They're an evil plot developed by long distance telephone companies and greeting card conglomerates. :P

[undeterred]

11. Is it wrong to fantasize about one's co-workers?

[liontamer]

12. i'll answer this one

no. so long as you keep it in the realm of fantasy, it'll make work way more exciting.

[blondeatlast]

18. No. Scotty McLellan did it all the damn time. Of course,

now he's "spending more time with the fam," though...

[HEyHEY]

23. Nope!

[Floogeldy]

13. Why didn't she call you back?

Now, we're getting somewhere. ;)

[hfojvt]

14. Who

put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp?

[JVS]

15. Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand

[JVS]

17. How does it feel to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh?

[HEyHEY]

19. I'll tell ya in a bit, I had no idea so many responded to this thread

And right now I'm gonna go out for gelato.

[hfojvt]

20. lotta relationship questions in this lounge

you've got a difficult responsibility

[HEyHEY]

22. Warm apple pie?

[dolo amber]

24. If a man and a woman love each other very much...

and the woman farts on the man's balls during sex...whose responsibility is it to make sure this doesn't happen? The fartee, or the farter? :shrug:

(I must reiterate this is not an issue I personally am having, but the most utterly funny conversation my husband and I had in ages. :rofl:)

[JVS]

25. That which has been farted upon can be thrust under the nose of the...

farter, who must then endure the odor

[HEyHEY]

26. Some things cannot be avoid

Thus, it is the responsibility of no-one.