Post something so heinous in this thread that you get banned

[Rabrrrrrr]

Come on - go for it! I want to see the worst, most offensive posts that will get you banned and tombstoned.

Post away!

Think of it as a game, done for my pleasure scientific reasons.

[REDKING]

1. Bullshite.....as usual

:wtf:

[REDKING]

13. I mean c'mon...goodtalker???????

[Aristus]

2. George W. Bush is the legitimately elected President of the United States

and a great, good and decent man.






















Man, I can't believe I was actually able to TYPE that! B-)

Now go ahead and ban me. I deserve it. :spank:

[Name removed]

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[Liberal Veteran]

4. Hillary will make a fine vp for President Joe Lieberman.

:D

[Deja Q]

5. You are such a tease!

Gag me with a thpoon! :spray: :rofl:

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[donco6]

7. All I can say is, "Holy Crap!" eom

[JVS]

8. Yeah, he was saying that it is no wonder they don't feel good if that's...

their BM schedule

[donco6]

9. Seriously, I can't imagine.

I mean, WTF? How can you hold all that in for THREE WEEKS!

Someone needs some serious fiber intake.

[Hardrada]

36. Repugs think fiber

is a commy plot. That's why they are so fullovit.

[Floogeldy]

10. You first.

:)

[Neoma]

11. Reagan is Sexy.

In reality: Fucking gross! Crap, i did not just say that!

[Deja Q]

12. He's sexier with Bonzo!

[JVS]

14. It is hypocritical to be outraged about high infant mortality...

caused by the lack of pre-natal medical attention and simultaneously be outraged that Doctors are considering treating all women of fertile age as "pre-pregnant" as far as advising them to make sure that they get enough folic acid and other nutrients vital for early fetal development.

:hide:

[derby378]

15. One day, George W. Bush walked into a talent agent's office...

...and said, "Boy, I've got this incredible act you've just got to see!"

(Next 15 paragraphs censored)

"We call it The Aristocrats!"

[REDKING]

18. Does it feel good..enjoy..Rabrrrrrr

Take care,you insult,incorrect:evilfrown:

[Liberal Veteran]

16. Rabrrrrrr is the most talented writer and philosopher on DU!

(awaits tombstone)

[REDKING]

20. Not only do I doubt that....

I reject it..........on the grounds that you have not got a clue about anything..lalalalalalaall:wtf:

[RandomKoolzip]

17. She-Male Facials.

[Deja Q]

19. I'll get the cucumbers!

[ForrestGump]

21. Last time I responded to such a dare,

I got banned... :-)

[Deja Q]

24. !

:wow:

[elshiva]

22. This is the worst I will do. Yo Zombie Nixon!

HERK ON

[ZombieNixon]

25. Hehehe...

:7

:thumbsup:

Call DS1, too!

:D

[elshiva]

26. Thanks! I like Bettie Page!

[elshiva]

23. Kick!

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[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. I care too much about a bunch of the mods and admins to do it again

sorry y'all!

[dolo amber]

29. Irony is funny

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. I was just thinking the same thing

oy vey!

[HEyHEY]

32. bagok!

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[AmericanaAustraliana]

33. Atheists are just trying to fill their God-shaped hole.

Forced taxation is immoral.

Politics isn't that important.

Comedy is the only type of drama with any social value.

That's the most provocative stuff I can come up with. I don't like hurting ppls feelings, just prodding them into integrative conversations sometimes.

[Yollam]

44. You liberals are so damn SERIOUS.

Why not ENJOY life like us conservatives do?

[retrospective66]

34. Pardon my ignorance; but why?

I don't want to be banned. I just got here!

~LMI

[Arugula Latte]

35. Joe Lieberman sex fantasy:

Wait ... I just can't do it ...

:puke:

[Hardrada]

37. It was not God's desire to dissolve the British Empire!

That is why everything has gone to hell in a handbiscuit.

[AmericanaAustraliana]

42. The Protestant Reformation was where all the trouble started

however since then, I agree, the British Empire was the best compromise.

[u4ic]

38. Trickle down economics is effective!!

[951-Riverside]

39. Ni...

...pples!

:D

[Kellanved]

40. He's not posted a single post in almost two years

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=158472

A Freeper lurker, ban him.

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

41. ......

[Yollam]

43. Alan Colmes is a better democrat than Franklin Roosevelt or John Kennedy

Russ Feingold uses the remains of Rush's amputated pilonidal cyst for fucking LIP GLOSS!!!



How's that?

[zanne]

45. Religion, 9/11,guns,north vs. south........nt

[BreweryYardRat]

46. Goatse.

Also known as "the result of Dick Cheney's drunken night of passion."

;-)

[Random_Australian]

47. I like parsley. n/t

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[ghostsofgiants]

49. For a second I thought the title said "Post something like Heino..."

Since it didn't say that, and I don't want to get banned...

[riona]

50. n/t

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[Call Me Wesley]

52. Locking.

Come on - don't go for it!

Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator