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Thu May-25-06 09:06 AM
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Poll question: What great questions are answered by L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics? |
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Edited on Thu May-25-06 09:07 AM by Deep13
UHF viewers in the 1980s might remember ads for Scientology founder's book Dianetics which showed the book emerging from a cartoon volcano. All the while perplexing questions in text appeared along with the book pages that answered them. What are some other profound questions answered in Dianetics?
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Thu May-25-06 09:13 AM
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1. What is in this book? Is the only question it could answer, I think. |
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If there are any serious *****tologists around, just take it as a subjective viewpoint. If you are wondering about the asterisks it is offensive to my beliefs to spell it normally. :) Sort of. Ok it irks me so I don't do it.
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Thu May-25-06 03:46 PM
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Thu May-25-06 09:14 AM
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2. What should I do with all my disposable income? |
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Thu May-25-06 09:23 AM
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3. where ever there is a horse... |
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Thu May-25-06 09:24 AM
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4. My pony won't talk to you... |
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...because he's a little hoarse.
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Thu May-25-06 09:45 AM
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5. "Would dat dere be yer friend in dah woodchipper?" p.531 |
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Thu May-25-06 01:23 PM
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• I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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Thu May-25-06 09:50 AM
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6. "How can I make money off the lonely and gullible?" p.1- |
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And what's up with that nutty Tom Cruise?
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Thu May-25-06 09:52 AM
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7. Send me $100 and I will tell you. |
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Edited on Thu May-25-06 09:53 AM by Deep13
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As far as the couch-jumper goes, I think it might be shtick just to get attention. No such thing as bad press.
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Thu May-25-06 10:53 AM
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8. Something there is that doesn't love a pointless internet poll. |
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Thu May-25-06 12:14 PM
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9. "I wonder wonder wonder wonder who--" |
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"--who wrote the book of love?" p.327
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Thu May-25-06 12:28 PM
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10. An African swallow is nonmigratory. FWIW |
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Thu May-25-06 12:30 PM
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11. "How crazy is L. Ron Hubbard"? |
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Thu May-25-06 12:33 PM
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13. ...and what does the "L." stand for? Answered on dust jacket. |
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Thu May-25-06 12:32 PM
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12. African or European swallow? |
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Thu May-25-06 12:34 PM
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14. I don't know--aaaaaaaaaaaaah! |
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Thu May-25-06 12:47 PM
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a shitload of tax free money without working?
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Thu May-25-06 12:58 PM
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16. Where the hell is my keys? p209 n/t |
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Thu May-25-06 01:01 PM
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17. How the hell should I know? p.210 |
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Thu May-25-06 01:54 PM
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19. "Did I fire six shots or only fire?" p.403 |
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Thu May-25-06 02:45 PM
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20. Oh, mama, can this really be the end |
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To be stuck down here in Mobile with the Memphis Blues again? p.352
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Thu May-25-06 03:48 PM
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22. Are people really dumb enough to pay money if I invent a psuedo-religion? |
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Thu May-25-06 03:50 PM
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23. Don't need the book for that. The answer is yes. |
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Desperation has a way of making people dumb.
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Thu May-25-06 03:52 PM
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24. How to get stupid-ass celebrities |
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to hand over their fortunes...;-)
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Thu May-25-06 03:54 PM
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25. Did I remember to unplug the iron? p.160 n/t |
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Fri May-26-06 02:19 AM
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26. "Can I pull a 'religion' out of my backside and make billions off of it" |
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And the answer to that question would be......YES! :rofl:
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Fri May-26-06 02:16 PM
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Fri May-26-06 06:29 AM
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27. Are a fool and his money REALLY soon parted? (pge.1) |
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Fri May-26-06 09:13 AM
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28. Other...This is a joke, right? |
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Fri May-26-06 12:40 PM
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29. Um, yeah. The TV ads were real, though. |
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They had questions like "How can I be successful?" p.258
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Fri May-26-06 01:39 PM
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30. Which young actors and actresses |
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by middle age, will reveal themselves to be complete assholes and nutcases to boot?
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Fri May-26-06 02:05 PM
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Fri May-26-06 02:13 PM
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But the ones who are Scientologists, more so.
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