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Thu May-25-06 01:15 PM
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| Some "Office Space" quotes for Kenny Boy |
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Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!
Rob Newhouse: Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright. W-Why do you ask, anyway?
Lawrence: Peter... watch out for your cornhole, man...
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Thu May-25-06 01:21 PM
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| 1. Tom Waits had a song about being thrown in a Nawlins jail |
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"Good thing I had my mudflaps on...."
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| Initech
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Thu May-25-06 01:26 PM
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| 2. I told those fudge packers I like Michael Bolton's music. |
| Beware the Beast Man
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Thu May-25-06 01:28 PM
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"Kenny- you are a BAD person!!"
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| Richardo
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Thu May-25-06 01:53 PM
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Thu May-25-06 01:53 PM
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| 5. Michael: "I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit for 6 months." |
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Edited on Thu May-25-06 01:54 PM by Richardo
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Thu May-25-06 02:33 PM
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that I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume...."
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