Hi! My name is Ken Lay, former Enron CEO - ask me anything

[LynneSin]

Ask away! I have some free time before I take my next big 'vacation'

[madinmaryland]

1. What are you doing to prepare yourself for your big vacation starting

on Sept. 11, 2006?

[LynneSin]

7. Well, I've been getting into shape including working on my toe touches

:D

[ohiosmith]

2. You wanna be the husband, or you wanna be the wife?

[LynneSin]

8. Well, I am a man's man but I don't think I can say that for much longer

Unless Skilling gets the same place as I do - then he'll definately be my 'lady'

[Deep13]

3. Have you stocked up on vaseline?

[LynneSin]

9. Should I take some on my 'vacation'

:shrug:

[Deep13]

25. It may make your entrance easier...

...and help you fit in better at the resort.

[LaraMN]

4. Can I have your bike?

:toast:

[LynneSin]

10. Wait - I own a bike

:crazy:

[LaraMN]

15. I'll take your washing machine, instead.

:thumbsup:

[LynneSin]

17. Oh we just buy new clothes when the current ones get dirty

:D

[LaraMN]

22. Of course. Silly me. Question, though:

Are you going to bring nudie pics of Linda with you to the big house? It might win you a private cell. I'm pretty sure no one would want to share space with someone ogling those *tasty* images on a daily basis.

[u4ic]

5. Would you like

extra salt on your gruel?

[LynneSin]

11. Awww, nothing like Linda's home cooking

:D

[uppityperson]

6. Can I get back some of my retirement fund that you disappeared?

I'm tired of not being able to afford to heat my house and buy healthy food. Thank you.

[LynneSin]

13. How do you expect my wonderful Linda to maintain our homes

and other belongs just to satisfy your few selfish needs.

Look at my poor wife crying at the thought of your insensitivity to our needs

[SeattleGirl]

12. Do you prefer blondes, brunettes, or redhead?

:P

[LynneSin]

14. Just love my blondes like my wife here!

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Are you the world's biggest douchebag or biggest shitbag?

Does the shit inside of you go all the way to the top of your head, or does it stop at eye level?

[LynneSin]

18. You're just jealous because I've squirrelled away all my 'investments'

in an offshore account!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. OK, Ken.....Here's one that you won't feel like answering!

Why'd you do it? Didn't you have enough money already? :nuke: :nuke:

Please excuse me, but your greed seriously upset me!

I am normally a nice girl....but you piss me off! :grr:

[LynneSin]

21. You know you just need to get over yourself then

How DARE you accuse me of doing anything wrong. Linda and I are struggling to maintain our homes and even had to sell one of the nine we own just to make ends meet. How dare you come in here without walking in my shoes to see the suffering I've been through everyday trying to make ends meet with just the meager millions we were able to squirrel away in unmarked Swiss bank accounts.

Have you no shame??!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. Mad props to you, my dear LynneSin!

BEST ANSWER EVAH!

:rofl: :rofl:







Priceless: Have you no shame??!!

[Dora]

20. Has Georgie Boy returned any of your calls?

[LynneSin]

23. You know, he keeps saying we'll get together for the holidays

and something always seems to come up even though I know he's at home on his ranch in Crawford most weekends