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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:32 PM
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You know what I think about when I see people sneeze?
That "wisdom" that suggests that the face you make when you sneeze is the same as the face you make when you....
well, it just haunts me, and I can't even look, when my parents sneeze around me.:rofl:
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edwin Donating Member (263 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:34 PM
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1. I never grab my nose when I...
Or do you suppose that is why people cover their faces when they sneeze maybe?
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:40 PM
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2. I think about how chunky it is
and if they swallow it.:evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:42 PM
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3. Bwahahaha!
Omg!
:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:44 PM
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4. Locking
No sneeze threads.

:P

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:48 PM
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6. I'm just waiting for the pervs to spinoff: POST A PIC OF YOU SNEEZING!
Invoking possibly the covertly dirtiest pic thread ever.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:46 PM
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5. oh no! Why did you plant that seed in my head!!!!
I could've said that a better way... seed... arghhhhh!!!!!!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:59 PM
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9. Hah! You now share the burden of knowledge!
:rofl:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 05:00 PM
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10. knowledge
is not the answer to everything. :)
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:56 PM
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7. So what happens if you sneeze and have a... you know...
at the same time?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:58 PM
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8. You die.
:o
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:16 PM
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15. No that is if you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Not that.
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edwin Donating Member (263 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 05:00 PM
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11. Keep some pepper
on your nightstand and find out. Be sure to let us know what happens! ;-)
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:13 PM
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13. I am afraid I might shoot her across the room.
Man talk about exploding.
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 06:25 PM
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12. Incontinence?
:rofl:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:15 PM
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14. Well, they say a sneeze is the closest you get to a
seizure.
































And a seizure is the closest you get to an



















:hide:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:18 AM
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16. Thanks a lot!
I never thought of that, but I'm sure I will now! x(
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:20 AM
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17. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl: what a visual :rofl:

you are SO bad!! :loveya:


aA
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