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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:40 PM
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Hooray! They found a cure for Chronic Dry Eye!
I haven't been this happy since I finally got rid of my Restless Leg Syndrome.

I can't wait until they find a cure for Chronic Old Age Disorder and Man Boob Syndrome.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:44 PM
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1. Is it chronic crying?
Because that's not a cure, it's a whole other condition.:P
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:46 PM
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2. No, that's Degenerative Wet Eye Syndrome.
Which I'm sure there'll be a very expensive cure for any day now.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 04:48 PM
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3. I kinda figured that news about the
Bush administration would be a cure for eyes that do not produce enough tears.
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