Give me a joke

[BensMom]

Because I need to let my co-workers know I am kicking off a 3 day holiday tomorrow.

[UrbScotty]

1. Donald Rumsf... never mind. But here's one:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/ih8thegop/22

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb. Its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort.

Why do you hate freedom?

[BensMom]

2. Oh Yea

I love it.
May too deep for the Co-workers

[Guava Jelly]

3. Can't remember where i got this one

An older man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that she had never climaxed during sex and, by birthright, all women are entitled to at least one climax during sex. So they went to see a doctor.

The doctor tells them to get a young, strong, virile young man to wave a towel over them while they are having sex. This, the doctor says, will cause the woman to climax, so the couple tries it. After several attempts, still no climax. They go back to the doctor.

The doctor says for the bride to change partners and have the virile young man have sex with her and have the husband wave the towel. They try it that night and the young woman goes into wild, screaming earsplitting climaxes, one after the other.

When it is over, the husband smugly looks down at the young man and says, "You see, you idiot! That's how you wave a towel!"

[trof]

4. Here ya go:

[otherlander]

5. Cheney's car crashes one night, and he's walking down the road, alone,

when he meets a rabi and a Hindu. "Where are you going?" he asks them. "Oh," replies the rabi, "We're looking for a place to stay. We're lost." "So am I," says Cheney. "I'll follow you."

They come to a farmhouse, and ask the farmer if they can stay there until morning. "Okay," says the farmer, "I have a spare room, but it only has 2 beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn." "I'll stay in the barn" says the rabi. And the other two go into the farmhouse and go to sleep. Ten minutes later, there's a knock at the door, and it's the rabi, saying, "I can't sleep there. There's a pig. Pigs are dirty animals." So the Hindu goes out to stay in the barn, and the other two go to sleep.

Ten minutes later, there's a knock at the door. It's the Hindu, and he says, "I can't sleep there. There's a cow in the barn. Cows are SACRED." So Cheney goes to stay in the barn, and the other two go to sleep.

Five minutes later, there's a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.

[KFC]

6. My dog has no nose

How does it smell?























































Awful!