Norm McDonald as Gandalf, David Spade as Saruman - discuss

[Rabrrrrrr]

I think those scenes in Saruman's tower would be quite different.

[Orsino]

1. Action!

Gandalf: I'm here for, whatchacallit, advice.
Saruman: Yeah. You're all like, "Gimme some advice," and I'm all like "No way."
Gandalf: Well, then--got any c*ck?
Saruman: Sure, babycakes. Just climb to the tippy-top of my completely unsymbolic tower, that can't possibly ever be torn down in any even slightly ironic way by the poor little trees I had cut down. And, oh yeah, Moses called. He wants his robe back.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. and

(Saruman knocks Gandalf down with his staff)

Gandalf: No, don't help me up or anything. I like lying here on the floor. No, no, no, it's okay, I only asked if you could offer some information about Sauran and you knocked me down instead. Yeah, this stone feels nice on my tailbone.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

3. Well done!