Bluesplayer
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Fri May-26-06 04:12 PM
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If you only had a toaster - |
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If you only had a toaster, what kinds of meals would you make?
I just made a boneless/skinless chicken breast in my toaster (because I'm 51 and I can do whatever I want). Even on the darkest setting, I had to push the button down 35 times. I had it on a bun with cheese and mayo. It was de-licious!
Next, I'm gonna try making one of those small pizzas in the toaster; course I'll have to lay it on its side.... Then, when it pops up, my pizza cannon will shoot the tasty za right onto my plate.
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Richardo
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Fri May-26-06 04:16 PM
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1. This is the funniest post I've ever seen outside the Lounge. |
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Edited on Fri May-26-06 04:16 PM by Richardo
:rofl:
On edit: And now we're IN the Lounge. Still pretty funny, tho.
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Fri May-26-06 04:17 PM
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Fri May-26-06 04:18 PM
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Fri May-26-06 04:18 PM
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4. It's easier to cook chicken breast with the Steam Iron. |
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and if you hit the steam button a couple of times, it turns out real tender and juicy. It makes some interesting grill marks too.
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Fri May-26-06 04:18 PM
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5. didn't know it went here |
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actually, this is one of the best OP's I've seen in a long time.
How about soup? Take a thick tomato soup and wrap it in tinfoil. toast it up, then scrape it off the tinfoil. repeat.
You could rule the world - with a toaster oven
peace.
k/r
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Fri May-26-06 04:20 PM
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6. You pushed down the button 35 times? |
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:eyes:
Pizza cannon!?! :rofl:
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Fri May-26-06 04:21 PM
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and I'm not sure I'm ever gonna stop laughing at this.
Dare I say "well done'?
If you rest your head on the counter, the pizza will shoot right into your mouth. Energy conservation is my life.
Thanks a million.
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riona
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Fri May-26-06 04:23 PM
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8. Have you ever considered a small toaster oven? |
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Fri May-26-06 04:25 PM
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I've got a whole cookbook about cooking on your engine block, "Manifold Destiny".
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Fri May-26-06 04:29 PM
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10. I agree with the rest of the people here, too funny! |
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Fri May-26-06 05:05 PM
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I bet you have 3 inches of grease in your toaster. Now you can fry the chicken!
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Fri May-26-06 06:56 PM
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12. Did it drip all over the crumb-catcher? |
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Fri May-26-06 07:33 PM
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13. I'd make delicious health smoothies in my toaster: |
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1) get a banana, a 1/4 cup of frozen diced fruit, a 1/2 cup of chocolate soy milk, a 1/2 cup fresh orange juice, a 1/2 cup of low-fat yogourt, and a pinch of skim milk powder (for thickness).
2) pour all the ingredients into your toaster*.
3) throw toaster against kitchen wall until ingredients are thoroughly blended.
4) pour into chilled glasses. Serves two.
*make sure toaster is unplugged while adding liquids.
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Fri May-26-06 09:01 PM
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14. How about loading it up |
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with French fries? you could also fry a couple of eggs--break them onto greased foil squares and slip them into the recumbent toaster. Gosh, there's a lot of stuff you can cook with just a toaster.
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