Friday Night Flamewar

[ZombieNixon]

You suck. You smell funny and I find your brand of "Democratic" poltics no more than window dressing for your particular stripe of extremism. You mother wore combat boots. Your taste in music does not qualify as music. Every adherent to your belief system is an incomparable kook. Insert other unqualified broad-brush generalization here.

In reality, I love you all, but what's a couple of flames between friends? :D

Flame away! :grr:

:P

:popcorn:

[Haole Girl]

1. Are we trying to get threads locked?

Well, here I am! ;)

[ZombieNixon]

2. I felt this place needed some livening up.

:D

[Random_Australian]

6. No, were are trying to practice tourretes. Shit eating monkeyfucker.

:D

[ZombieNixon]

11. Feck you, arse-fecking bitch-titsmonger!

:D

[Random_Australian]

14. shit on a fuckstick you eel-touching shitswipe!

edit: :D

[Random_Australian]

3. I actually said we should use GM to destroy marijauna in GD,

I have had enough flames for now.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1291548&mesg_id=1295698 (I think)

[ZombieNixon]

5. STFU MFer IBTL n00b!!1!!!! HUGH!!!1!! SERIES!!1!!!!

Acronyms rool! :D :crazy:

[Random_Australian]

9. I saw that and edited, but not fast enough. Where does Mussolini keep his

armies?



Up his sleevies!

[otherlander]

13. Oooh, acronyms!!!! FUN!!!!!

stakeout

silent
tragedy
aversion
keeping
enemies
outmanuvered
under
twilight

death

differences
erased
amidst
total
homoginization

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. Use GM to destroy marijuana???

Naughty You!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[Random_Australian]

37. I was serious too.

Wierd huh?

[MiniMandaRuth]

4. How can I flame one of my favorite people on DU?

Oh, and your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries, of course.

[ZombieNixon]

10. I fart in your general direction!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Piss off!

:popcorn:




:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

8. Eat me!

:P

:hi:

[Haole Girl]

12. I got kinda mad after I read some of these, so now I have to say..

Herk off!

[ZombieNixon]

20. Check your PMs.

Herk off! :P

[Haole Girl]

26. Thanks

Herk off (infinitely)! HA!

:P

[mduffy31]

15. Oh yeah....

....why don't you just fuck off and your pathetic opinions. Why don't you just go over to FreeRepublic where you belong you FReeeper!

[ZombieNixon]

21. Projection, anyone?

:eyes:

:P

[jjmalonejr]

16. Your screenname isn't cool enough.

:)

[Random_Australian]

18. *gasp* THAT was an insult!

[jjmalonejr]

19. Yeah. Hitting below the belt.

Also a bit of pot calling kettle black, too.

[ZombieNixon]

22. I will eat your brain and send your ass to Vietnam!

:grr:

:P

[jjmalonejr]

33. I know he's the President Johnny, but you GOTTA stake him!

He's undead!!!!

On edit: that's a line from my screenplay: "ZombieNixon: The Movie"

[otherlander]

17. There once was a man named Colbert....

ah, nevermind...gimme a few drinks and I might be able to come up with something more infuriating....or i might just start hugging strangers. :shrug: :blush:

[ZombieNixon]

24. Either is acceptable.

:D :beer:

[otherlander]

30. WEEEEE!!!!!

There once was a man named Colbert
who did a threat-down about bears,
went stalking Charline,
said the press was too mean,
and then spoke of HIndenberg chairs!

Oh, and....HUG!!!:hug:

[alittlelark]

25. I scraped your kids soul off my shoes on the way onto the house.

.....how's that?

[ZombieNixon]

28. Try again, I don't have kids.

;)

[alittlelark]

47. OK... I scraped YOUR soul off of.....

ya get it!

[Brigid]

27. You're ugly . . .

and your mother dresses you funny. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

29. I dress myself funny, thank you very much.

:P

[Brigid]

49. OK, then . . .

how did you get so ugly? :P

[ghostsofgiants]

31. Who says I'm a Democrat, herkass?

[ZombieNixon]

32. Hey, this website is DEMOCRATICUnderground...

not CreepyCanadianUnderground or whatever you are. Go back where you came from! :grr:

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

35. Well it's not Douchebags Who Wore Jester Hats In School Underground either

So slag off! x(

[ZombieNixon]

38. At least I don't have dreadlocks.

Octopus head! :P

[leeroysphitz]

34. I mock your value system! nt.

[ZombieNixon]

36. The feeling is mutual!

:P

[leeroysphitz]

44. Well... The feeling is DOUBLE mutual over here!

[ZombieNixon]

46. Nuh uh! I'm mutual to the infinity!

(Or "affinity" if I really wanted to be like a first grader. :D)

[Fox Mulder]

39. Fuck you.

:)

[ZombieNixon]

40. Bite me.

:D

[Fox Mulder]

41. How hard?

I'm not very good at this flamewar thing...

[ZombieNixon]

42. Don't do it.

Teeth hurt. x(

[Fox Mulder]

43. Okay.

I guess I'll go watch Family Guy on TBS then. :)

[Haole Girl]

45. This flame war is getting so hot...

the American Red Cross is here!

(Oh, wait, I think that was just an Ad)

[Brigid]

48. Crusty Botch of Nature!

Thought I'd go a little Shakespearean here. :D

[ZombieNixon]

50. A herk on both your houses!

:D

[Brigid]

51. Awww . . .

Write this down: e-m-e-t-i-b. Now write it again in reverse. :P

[ZombieNixon]

52. Biteme?

What is that, French? Is it pronounced bee-TAYM or bee-TEEM? :shrug: :P

[Brigid]

53. Apparently . . .

you're not an "Alias" veteran. :P

[Mutley]

54. Kickin' this back to the front page.

[ZombieNixon]

55. It's not Friday night anymore.

:eyes:

:P

[Mutley]

56. Your point?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

57. Start a Memorial Day flamewar thread.

:P

[Mutley]

58. Are you ordering me around?

:D

[ZombieNixon]

59. Not ordering, merely suggesting.

:eyes:

:P

[Mutley]

60. Darn!

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

61. 'Course, if you want to be ordered around...

I can attempt to accomodate. :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

62. Make up your mind.

:P



:dilemma:

[ZombieNixon]

63. Don't you snark me, woman!

:spank:

:P

[Mutley]

64. Oo. Sorry!

:P