"The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic..."

[leeroysphitz]

I heart Patton Oswalt.

[Deja Q]

1. As Bender the loveable robot might say...

"Yup, he's gay!"

[leeroysphitz]

3. Not at ALL what I meant...

That was a quote from one of his funniest bits and it has nothing to do with any type of sexual prference. :) It actually refers to Robert Evans and rubiks cubes...

[Deja Q]

8. You're inferring.

My gaydar went off when looking at him.

"that region" never crossed my mind regarding my remark.

[leeroysphitz]

12. OK, but if it was an erroneous inference you'll have to admit it was an

an understandable one. Yes?

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. IN!

:popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Me too!

:popcorn:

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. Am in, too!

Wonder how much room there is or how much we can make? :rofl:

[Ouabache]

21. Anyone seen my truck?

punchline from an OLD joke,

[Random_Australian]

5. IBTL!

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[jjmalonejr]

9. ewwwww

:puke:

[Floogeldy]

10. I guess that would explain his nightmares.

[Gold Metal Flake]

13. Can we all fit in this thread?

It might be helpful to put some extra butter on that popcorn. A little more. Take your time, don't rush. Easy. Let the popcorn tub open up gradually.

[leeroysphitz]

14. You see a need for popcorn where none such was intended..

But hey, if you are hungry, I know it comes from a beautiful place so GO with it...

[Hardrada]

18. Perhaps

But I have no idear what's going on.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. "Quit yer bellyachin', Buck Rogers; It's just a diver's watch!"

Patton = Best stand-up comedian extant

[leeroysphitz]

16. Agreed.

And this sentiment coming from a heroin crazed David Allen Rippy.

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Uh oh. Did you get punched in the solar plexus?

Hold on a second...I've got to shit out some Rubik's Cubes....

Well, DAMN if they didn't emerge solved!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. "Suck my knob, 'Police Woman!'"

:rofl:

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. Well, maybe if you learned how to FUCK me,

I wouldn't be sitting here gnawing on this thing like it's the paperboy's DICK!


"Stella D'Oro Breakfast Treats. Snacktime, anytime."

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. "Your t___ smells like a baby's coffin!"

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

22. IBTL

:popcorn:

[leeroysphitz]

24. WAY before, apparently....

hehehe :)

[wildhorses]

25. the shit that goes thru this elastic asshole is AMAZING

:woohoo:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

26. Not nearly as elastic

as the female Hoo Hah, which can pass a watermelon on command.

[Arugula Latte]

27. I'll admit I never heard of him before but

I'm going to pretend I do because I want to appear to be cool!

So, anyhow, remember he said that funny thing that was so gross, too? That was great! Good times...

[leeroysphitz]

28. Same here.

That's what the whole post was about: establishing "street cred" with all the Patton Oswalt fans at DU!

NOW I should get some RESPECT! he he he :)

[wildhorses]

29. I believe this is one of those threads that is screaming for

PICTURES

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. IBTL!

[leeroysphitz]

31. People keep saying that...

Can't imagine why it's taking so long...

[wildhorses]

32. because there are NO pictures

this thread needs PICS

[Orsino]

33. So they say...

http://hatesong.com/2006/05/24/132-elasticity-aint-no-mystery/