X-Ray Of Duck Shows Image Of Alien In Stomach

[The Straight Story]

X-Ray Of Duck Shows Image Of Alien In Stomach

POSTED: 1:09 am EDT May 27, 2006
UPDATED: 2:21 am EDT May 27, 2006



An X-ray of a duck's stomach that died at a bird rescue research center in California showed the image of an alien's face.

Recently, a badly injured mallard duck was brought to the agency which rehabilitates water fowl.

During a routine X-ray of its stomach, workers were shocked to see what appeared to be the head of an extraterrestrial alien.

"It looks like a tiny alien in his belly, that's about all I can say," International Bird Rescue Center spokeswoman Marie Travers said. "No Elvis sightings that I've heard of yet."

http://www.local6.com/news/9283805/detail.html


I have no idea...

[Wonk]

1. Alien? What're they thinking? Obviously that's the virgin Mary, duh.

:+

[Swamp Rat]

5. Whoa! I haven't seen you for a while.

:hi:

[charlie]

2. That's gotta be embarassing

Travel 16 squintillion light years, only to get swallowed by a duck.

[ForrestGump]

3. Probably not the first time it's happened, either

Those waterfowl are going to ignite an interplanetary war, one of these days, mark my words...

[ChaoticSilly]

15. due to a terrible...

miscalculation in scale no doubt - those Vl'Hurgs will never learn I guess :silly:

[Swamp Rat]

4. One of Laura's eggs?

:D

[rman]

6. It's one thing to see familiar shapes in cloud formations

(or in an x-ray photo of a ducks' stomach).

It's another thing to present it as news.

"Hide Thread" is my friend.

[Kutjara]

7. What a spooky coincidence.

One of my friends is an alien (legal), and we had dinner together this evening. She had duck. So if your x-rayed her, you'd have a picture of an alien with a duck in their stomach, to put next to the one above.

Is that spooky or what?

[Dogmudgeon]

8. Wasn't there a book "proving" that Jesus was an alien?

I never could quite imagine Him with big, oval eyes, a huge, bald head, and a wiry little body.

It's like portraying the Crucifixion with staples, twist-ties, and empty paper-towel rolls.

--p!
"Behold! I am the Light of the World, but I use only 16 watts!"
(The Book of the Green Savio(u)r)

[OneBlueSky]

9. alien my ass . . . it's Jimmy Hoffa! . . . n/t :)

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[Random_Australian]

10. Does not look like anything strange to me.

[SpiralHawk]

11. "Why a duck?" - Groucho Marx

You had to be there

[symbolman]

12. Looks like

The THING from Marvel Comics to me, but what do I know? :)

[sellitman]

13. That is "Fuppt duck" n/t

[izzie]

14. I need that for the turned up bath tub in my front yard.

--

[Deja Q]

16. You sure that's not a female mallard with an egg stuck up her keyster?

:yoiks:

[Haole Girl]

17. So we are safe from aliens as long as we have ducks!

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

18. Anal probe gone awry. That's ducked up!

[The Straight Story]

19. I think you are on to something

Maybe they decided to invade earth by cross breeding with ducks instead of humans...

Maybe I can get a grant to interview ducks that think they have been abducted.

[Lisa]

20. CNN all cute about this ... "Peek In Duck"

Who writes those captions, anyway?!

[peekaloo]

23. "Who writes those captions, anyway?!".........some quack

:hide:

[Generic Brad]

21. What if it was not your ordinary household duck?

Who's to say? The duck may have been an alien fowl.

O.K. I admit it. I once watched "Howard the Duck". :tinfoilhat:

[uppityperson]

22. OMG!! Bird flu was made by Aliens to kill the ducks!