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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 04:09 PM
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you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis...
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 04:36 PM
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1. Kicked in the penis and recommended.
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 08:31 PM
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2. why thank you!
this needs way more attention! (like any kick in the penis should get!)
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 09:35 PM
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3. Yes, exactly. Nothing like a kick in the penis to get one's attention.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 12:17 PM
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4. Viral ad again kicked in the penis.
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 02:08 PM
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6. apparently, it needs more kicking in the penis...
not too unlike some penises I have known...
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 02:05 PM
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5. Awesome! Kicked and recommended!
:dem:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 02:12 PM
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7. Hey, if you're gonna kick it, why not kick it in the penis?
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 02:13 PM
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8. You think this guy needs a good doctor, too?
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 02:25 PM
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9. whoa nelly!
seriously, whoa.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 04:50 PM
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11. He should go see this guy


Damn, it's dark in here
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 08:50 PM
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13. No double entendre meant...
:yoiks:


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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 09:18 PM
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22. Right.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 04:38 PM
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10. He was injured. Injured bad.
Funniest thing I've seen all week!

:rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 08:31 PM
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12. kick (in the penis)
why do I find this so ridiculously funny?
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 09:58 PM
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15. I do too. It kicks you...it seems so innocuous, then...BAM! he kicks you
in the penis. and you are injured...

:rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-29-06 09:57 AM
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17. injured bad
Memorial Day mid-morning listening to Donovan drinking coffee kick (in the penis) kick! :kick:
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Monkey see Monkey Do Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 09:17 PM
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14. Sounds like someone needs to learn 'Iron Egg Skill'
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 10:32 PM
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16. Can't reccomend it any more.
But I can thank you for bringing this nugget of joy into my life. :hi:
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-29-06 12:44 PM
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18. you are welcome! I am quite happy with it myself!
when you are feeling blue, open it up and remember, that you are not injured, injured bad.

:rofl:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 10:01 PM
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27. What Hedges said!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-29-06 09:21 PM
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19. He did what?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-30-06 06:14 PM
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20. He kicked him. In the penis.
He was injured. Injured bad.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-30-06 09:51 PM
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21. No!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 09:31 PM
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23. Some people need to be kicked. In the penis. And Injured. Injured bad.
nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 09:50 PM
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24. NEVER kick a man in his penis! After all,
you'll never know how the dick will feel!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 09:55 PM
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25. I kicked a man in the penis once.
We were sparring. He was a guy in the class that tended to be scared of sparring men, but would fight "dirty" with the women. It was a no head contact match. He punched me in the face very hard (he's also like 80lbs heavier) so I kicked him in the penis real hard. He spent some time on the ground like a baby and he stopped intentionally hurting women in class.

He was injured bad.

I felt pretty good.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 10:01 PM
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26. That's more than a little disturbing. Especially using a black kid.
Redstone
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 10:04 PM
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28. I am curious how the script came to be...it seems ad-libbed...
how odd it is...
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 10:08 PM
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29. Some clever ad guy or girl who decided to get cute and "cutting edge,"
and ended up being, well, vaguely racist. Just my opinion.

PS: Good to see you around again.

Redstone
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 10:12 PM
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30. good to see you too!
curious- what made your racist radar go off? mine didn't, and it's usually pretty sensitive.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 10:26 PM
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31. I may find out the backstory on this one...
Hiya fleabert,

I sent this to a friend of mine, and he replied "I think that was shot with an Eyeliner (a camera device he patented that gets kids/dogs/people to look directly into the lens)". He's going to try to find out the details, as it would be a marketing coup for him if it was since it's all over the net.

http://mceyeliner.com

I'll let you know if I find out more about it; I agree, it seems ad-libbed. I'm betting that it was.


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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 10:49 PM
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33. how very interesting!
absolutely keep me posted!
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 04:16 PM
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37. Neat device... n/t
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-31-06 10:47 PM
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32. Derek & Clive Live
Live again.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:48 AM
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34. Kick!
:bounce::D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:54 AM
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35. Owwwww
x(
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 04:01 PM
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36. Yeah, huh.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 11:28 PM
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38. Oh boy, this kid made me laugh!
Kick . . . you know where.


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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 11:32 PM
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39. Ouch!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 02:22 PM
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40. Kick!
In the penis!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 03:46 PM
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41. This thread is about to die!
:cry:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 03:51 PM
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42. Not with you on the case
:yourock:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 03:53 PM
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43. Kicked him in the penis cuz there was SNAKES ON THE FUCKIN' PLANE!
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