Someone in Seattle needs an anatomy lesson

[fortyfeetunder]

or a spelling course...


http://seattle.craigslist.org/wan/165388309.html

[XemaSab]

1. Nice catch!

:D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Octopus testicles?

There's something I'd like to see (I think). People should always be sure not to confuse tentacles with testicles. You don't want to find one where the other should be.

[fortyfeetunder]

3. You got that right

having eaten octopus before, I never heard of the gonads being part of the eating....

[retrospective66]

6. Tenticles: extensions of testicles

I'm all cozy, snug and dreaming wonderful dreams, when these nasty tentacles (an extension of the testicles) interrupt my wonderful solitude by groping me. (yes they do that) I pull them away from my body but they keep coming back. I even smack them sometimes. After awhile I just give in and hope it's a fast sort of thing. Like maybe the testicles (the mastermind of this whole operation... :crazy:) will change it's mind. But no, like George Bush, it'll "stay the course".

Geesh, I HATE it when tentacles do that. FU tentacles!!!! :mad:

[leftofthedial]

4. on a married male octopus of course

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. This actually happened

on the old Art Linkletter's House Party, during the part where he had four kids sitting there and he'd ask them questions. (Which resulted in the book "Kids Say the Darnedest Things.")

The question was something like "What animal would you like to be?" and this one kid said he'd like to be an octopus so he could take all the bad kids "and spank them with my eight testicles."

This was in the days of live teevee, so naturally the audience just howled. Linkletter went, "I think you mean 'tentacles,' don't you?" And the kid goes, "No, Mr. Linkletter. An octopus has eight testicles."

:rofl: