What would you find at a Freeper garage sale?

[Dangerously Amused]

I'm thinking surplus duct tape and plastic sheeting, for starters.

http://money.cnn.com/2003/02/12/news/companies/ducttape/











What else...?






(Props to Giant Robot and momgonepostal for the idea:)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5212616

[kiraboo]

1. Virgin Mary garden statues.

Well-worn copies of "Atlas Shrugged."

[djeseru]

2. One of these.

But the singing mechanism no longer works so it just wiggles disturbingly...

[Dangerously Amused]

11. "...it just wiggles disturbingly..."

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

28. !!

:thumbsup::rofl:

[Deep13]

45. Unused grey matter.

[Mutley]

3. Pink flamingo lawn ornaments.

[LaurenG]

4. A copy of the US Constitution

along with books about science and math. x(

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Dancing, singing Santas, plastic baby Jesus and manger

scene for lawn decoration, I Heart Tom DeLay memorabilia, Enron stock certificates, and much, much more!

[Giant Robot]

6. Is it possible to sell hate? n/t

[otherlander]

13. Yes.

No.
I don't know.

It's possible to make people buy into hate...

So maybe?

[Fox Mulder]

7. Probably shotgun shells and a hunting dog.

:shrug:

[TK421]

8. Things they have no use for? Here are a few....

[kiraboo]

9. An unopened game of "Scrabble."

[no name no slogan]

10. Several pairs of used Zubaz

in flourescent animal prints


one of those beer can hats


and faded, shrunken "Ayatollah Assahola" t-shirt, circa 1980

[Dangerously Amused]

32. I like your post best so far. :D

You have the greatest sense of humor!


Hey - how you doing?

[no name no slogan]

44. Thanks! I'm doing okay

I went to the family physician this a.m. for some bloodwork and got a referral to a pulmonary/sleep Dr. for more tests. If that doesn't pan out, I'm off to an endocrinologist, because there's got to be a physical reason for this thing, too. This afternoon I've got an intake interview for an outpatient psych program, which IIRC goes for a week or two. That should also help, I hope.

I'm going to work for a couple hours each day to keep on top of stuff and for the social/people aspect. I'm still physically exhausted, but mental stuff is better.

Thanks for asking! How are things with you? :D

[johnfunk]

12. Lots of "Pajama Patrol" badges

[johnfunk]

14. ...not to mention Purple Kool-Aid!

[Fox Mulder]

15. Probably a bunch of these...used...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. I actually wear white wife beaters all the time.

I'm a girl and a liberal though.

[LibDemAlways]

54. Lots of torn old ratty t-shirts with

sayings like "Freedom Isn't Free" and "God Hates Fags."

Never opened Bible.

Confederate flag assortment.

Lawn jockey.

[Maestro]

16. Freepers do like their Duct Tape

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. Hastily thrown together carnival cart

selling "lemonayde" and "freedum freyes".

Several used Flowbee's with burned out mullet attachment.

Gag college diploma from University of Coors Light.

Bud Light mirror (cracked).

Encyclopedia Americana set, never been opened.

Dictionary, never been opened.

Front seat from 1974 Chevy pickup (used recently as lawn furniture)

1976 Chevy Nova, six cylinder (for parts only)

Book: How to train your pit bull (tooth marks on cover)

Life size blow up Rush Limbaugh doll with duct tape over rear seams.

Macaroni portrait of Ann Coulter on construction paper.

Entire collection of Left Behind books (paperback)

VHS editions of Left Behind movies.

Black Velvet portrait of Benny Hinn.

Robert Tilton prayer cloth (soiled).

Red, White, and Blue pinyata (empty).

Michigan Militia patch collection and fatigues.

[Blue-Jay]

18. a redneck wind chime

[Clark2008]

52. That's some upscale rednecks, then.

Most rednecks opt for this:

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Also camouflage baby clothes...

and of course, a camouflage diaper bag





...for taking baby along on those family hunting trips.

[rustydog]

20. 30.06 hunting rifle, fired only once, dropped twice.

[Monk06]

21. A copy of the Constitution torn in half. Survival manuals & anal dilators

[immoderate]

22. Unburnt books.

--IMM

[TallahasseeGrannie]

23. Maybe this?

[Initech]

24. Coulter, Hannity, and Limbaugh books... never read.

OK, they started to read, got bored after the first five pages, then went and watched American Idol.

[LeftyMom]

25. used inflatable party sheep nt

[_Wayne_]

26. Every get-rich-scheme infomercial book ever sold

Also, Dale Earnhardt collector plates

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Dale Earnhardt foam can coolers; Dale Earnhardt mirrors;

Dale Earnhardt baseball hats; Dale Earnhardt commemmorative Copenhagen Wall Hanging (plastic); Dale Earnhardt sweatshirts (XXXL, don't fit any more); Dale Earnhardt/Toby Keith gag "Wanted by the liberal extremists for believing in America" poster...

[Abies]

53. Get Real!

You KNOW that Saint Earnhardt stuff is NEVER for sale. The shrine wouldn't be complete without it!

[WCGreen]

29. A Velvet Elvis and or Jesus......

[steely]

30. Signs that say "Hugh Sale"??

that was too easy

[Lautremont]

31. Used Merkin.

[Kat45]

33. A lawn jockey?

[MarianJack]

34. Y2K...

...survival kits & generators?

[runawayjim]

35. Ooh, I know...

A set of iron balls (hollow, made in China), a framed print of Newt Gingrich's buttocks, a well used-stack of get-out-of-jail-free cards, and a nicely detailed H2 Hummer pimped out in the colors of the Homeland Security Advisory System.

[Lars39]

36. A good variety of Ronco products.

[Beausoir]

37. Toby Keith's autographed red white & blue spangled thong underwear.

[NMMNG]

38. Ann Coulter books

complete with crusty white stains on the pictures.

Beer-can wreaths.

Special guides to reading the Bible, so you can find all of the verses about hating gays and smiting people you don't like, but avoid all of those pesky verses about loving your neighbor and helping the poor.

Confederate flags and Nazi memorabilia.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. Their sister's scratch-n-sniff panties?

:popcorn:

[astonamous]

40. Their unused hearts and souls...

[Throckmorton]

41. A crate of WIN buttons

and autographed copies of Mien Kempf and The Memoirs of Richard M. Nixon, $19.85.

[leftofthedial]

42. a sign that says "Supprot the USA Morran"

and another that says "Surport the USA Maron"

The one that says "Support the USA Moran" is NOT FOR SALE!

[izzybeans]

46. i'm guessing the same brand of time machine from Napoleon Dynamite

Suckers.

Oh lots and lots of yellow armpity Big Johnson T-shirts.

[dysfunctional press]

47. polyester stretch pants?

nt

[dpbrown]

48. Dignity, Self-Respect, and Common Sense

By my estimation, probably by the bushel.

[sasquatch]

49. There grandfathers "Gold teeth" collection

[ronnykmarshall]

50. Purdy gals a' sangin.

[madinmaryland]

56. WTF!!!

You don't live next to those people do you?

BTW, what are they supposed to be singing.

:scared:

[ronnykmarshall]

57. Thank god I don't live next door.

I don't think they'd like a big ol'rainbow flag flappin in their faces.

[u4ic]

51. A brand spanking new CD player

they prefer their 8 track. :P

[onecent]

55. Religious books...Religious cookbooks, Religious pictures,

Religious Christmas ornaments and Christmas religious everything.

I see this ALL the time at the garage sales in my county. (A red county at one time)