For Seniors, the day approaches...

[auntAgonist]

I got this from a friend today and wanted to share.

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Enjoy these, but remember, the day approaches when all too many of these will apply to us.

FOR SENIORS

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're it.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 Questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon Says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' name on them.
3. You change your underwear when you sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN
1. Going bra-less pulls the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to
go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee.

SENIOR THOUGHTS
1. A friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, supportive, comfortable and
always close to your heart.
2. Life isn't like a box of chocolates...It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What
you do today might burn your rear end tomorrow!!!


:rofl:

[WCGreen]

1. I'm gettin' there......

[Left Is Write]

2. LOL! I just sent that one to my mother.

[auntAgonist]

3. she'll love it

I hope!

:rofl:

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[Left Is Write]

4. She will.

She sends me similar things all the time. :)

[DemoTex]

5. Fart with immunity.

Most important for us older codgers.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear auntAgonist!

Oh this is a riot!

I just love it!

I think I've seen it before, but it is still hysterical!

:rofl: :rofl:

[auntAgonist]

7. I'm getting there!

I'll be 50 in '07.

:hi:
:loveya:

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