My husband needs BIFOCALS!

[LaraMN]

He's only 28! Should I dump the old geezer, now?

:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

1. Hmmm

Does he earn his keep ... other ways? ;)

[LaraMN]

2. Well, he did get the tattoo I told him would be "hot," and....stuff.....

so yeah, I suppose I could let him hang around for awhile yet.:D

[radwriter0555]

3. Your turn is coming, sister... don't be so rough on the old geezer. JUST

wait until it's YOUR turn!

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

[1gobluedem]

4. I started wearing bifocals when I was eight

In fact, I taught my parents how to wear them! Then, at age 24, I developed astigmatism and didn't need them anymore.

[bleedingheart]

5. my son and daughter have them...and they are elementary school

[GirlinContempt]

6. I had bifocals in the 4th and 5th grades

:D

[reyd reid reed]

7. Nah...keep him for a while

I can sympathize. I need 'em, too.

I'm 45, though.

[plcdude]

8. going blind

does he have hair growing on the palm of his hands yet?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. (Sigh) ah, the copycats that can never be. -nt

[meow2u3]

10. Tell him to get progressive lenses

They have no lines; they're easy to get used to; and they won't make your husband look twice his age :)

Or, you can suggest he get bifocal contacts.

[hfojvt]

15. "progressive" lenses?

The glasses industry is just trying to avoid the word liberal and all of the negative imagery that it now conjures up. And liberal lenses would be so much more alliterative.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear Lara!

Look at it this way: All the better to see your beautiful self!

Who cares? As long as he can see....THAT'S the important part!


:hi:

[kmla]

12. I think that qualifies him to be....

... the conductor on the train to Geezerville.

:evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

13. Hey...they are called

multi purpose lenses! :crazy:

[leftofthedial]

14. If you're gonna be with someone who wears bifocals

you ought to at least go for someone *experienced* with wearing bifocals ...


maybe now hubby won't have to hold you at arm's length

[Deja Q]

16. I'm 34, and not only do I need bifocals, I also need bi...

oh, never mind! :spray:

[WCGreen]

17. Well, I'm a lot older and only need one lens to see all that I can see...