Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

My brother is about to make me an uncle

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-30-06 12:08 PM
Original message
My brother is about to make me an uncle
Him and his snakehandling fundamentalist wife our pregnant but don't know what the sex is. I'll be trying to steer it in the right direction by replacing it's "Left Behind" books with copies of George Orwell, Michael Moore, and Dalton Trumbo. Ethniclly he'll be half German and whatever the fuck she is(I think Kentucky Briar, so she's probably Scotch/Irish).
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-30-06 12:12 PM
Response to Original message
1. Congrats, I think?
Kids have a way of rebelling. There's hope yet. ;)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-30-06 12:39 PM
Response to Reply #1
4. Jesus do I ever hope for that
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-30-06 12:14 PM
Response to Original message
2. Far better than your brother making you a mother
I actually served on a jury once where something very similar to that took place. A fellow had a child by his youngest daughter. We put that asshat away for a very long time.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-30-06 12:17 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. You should have cut off his balls with a butter knife
:argh::evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri Apr 26th 2024, 08:39 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC