Slow Ones = 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

[bridgit]

Unique Up On It :-)


2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?


Tame Way, Unique Up On It :-) :-)



3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?


They Take The Psycho Path x(



4. How Do You Get Holy Water?


You Boil The Hell Out Of It :-)



5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?


Dam! :thumbsup:



6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?


Polaroids :-)



7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?


A Stick :-)



8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?


Nacho Cheese :shrug:



9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?


Subordinate Clauses :-)



10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?


Quatro Sinko :-)



11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?


Spoiled Milk :-)



12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?


Frostbite :-)



13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?


A Nervous Wreck :-)



14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?


Anyone Can Roast Beef :spray:



15. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?


Sanka


16. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?


The Location Of The Dirt Bag :-)



20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?


Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat :-)



21. How Are a Kansas Tornado And an Alabama Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer :-)

[Sanity Claws]

1. Great

These are the type of jokes I can my nephew or the little girl across the street. Kids love jokes.

[bridgit]

2. cool, i'll post some more after my conference call @ 4:30-5...

hopfully not longer that 5 x( :hi: