SNAKES!!! ON A PLANE!!!

[Initech]

So now that the trailer is out - what do you think?

Oh and for those out of the loop - here is the link to the IMDB page:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

[trof]

1. They don't allow snakes on a plane.

FAA Reg. 37-95 sub. (e)
"Legless reptiles are are forbidden boarding or any other access to part 131 carriers."
You could look it up.
;-)

[Debi]

4. It's a FRICKEN MOVIE

:grr:


















:P

[matcom]

6. BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Catholic-Bashing fiction that should never be allowed to be mentioned in public ever again because it was written by a 2nd grader and what the church tells me is doctrine IS the truth and if that author Bastard (whose mother was a TRUE whore) ever walks down MY street I will nail HIS ass to a cross because fiction is DANGEROUS and BAD and is a SLAM on Christianity which (did I mention) is the TRUTH and if you don't believe me you are DAMNED TO HELL and you are NOT allowed to have any fun whilst my priests (NONE of whome did ANYTHING WRONG so stop saying that) are the true leaders of this nation and the nations of the TRUE 'good people'.

:hide:

[Debi]

11. Okay, like, you already wrote that and I kinda laughed the first time

but now it's not so funny and any way Your "opinions" are STICKILY LIES! :mad:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

24. y do u hate amurica?!!!!?///1111

[Debi]

37. I LUV AMERICA

:patriot:

[trof]

13. I don't care! It's STILL against the law.

And by god...something or other...mumble mumble...mutter...

[Debi]

38. LIAR - LIAR - LIAR

And all the other stuff that makes people mad :grr:

[KamaAina]

30. They don't allow 'em in Hawai'i, either.

Which is where this plane is supposed to have taken off from. You actually have to fill out an entry form, even if you're coming from another U.S. state, to tell them you don't have any snakes, or other animals, or plant materials, with you.

Does no one edit these screenplays anymore?

[pokerfan]

31. That explains why the assassin has to bribe airport security

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane#Plot

[matcom]

2. other

Catholic-Bashing fiction that should never be allowed to be mentioned in public ever again because it was written by a 2nd grader and what the church tells me is doctrine IS the truth and if that author Bastard (whose mother was a TRUE whore) ever walks down MY street I will nail HIS ass to a cross because fiction is DANGEROUS and BAD and is a SLAM on Christianity which (did I mention) is the TRUTH and if you don't believe me you are DAMNED TO HELL and you are NOT allowed to have any fun whilst my priests (NONE of whome did ANYTHING WRONG so stop saying that) are the true leaders of this nation and the nations of the TRUE 'good people'.

oh wait. sorry.

this isn't GD :hide:

[uppityperson]

3. very good, so confusing you almost make sense.

[trof]

5. OK...yeah...but what about Oppie Day?

hunh?

[matcom]

7. Oppie is a MYTH!! A FUCKING LIE DAMMIT!!

Oppie NEVER vistited Floyd's Barber Shop! NEVER!!!111

made.up.fucking.christian.catholic-bashing.Mayberry.LIES!!111!!!1

:grr:

[Debi]

12. Your "opinions" are STICKILY LIES!

[trof]

15. OK. I'm tellin' Ossifer Fyfe..

Just you wait, goldangit.
Wait a minute.
That looks like gold angit.
That ain't what I meant.
I meant "GOL-DANGIT"!
there

[NoPasaran]

32. It's time to shut down this bullshit!

Floyd was no barber!

He was a Red through and through!

The Rosenburgs were framed!

[Initech]

16. ...

:spray:

[NewJeffCT]

8. Snakes on a god damn plane!

Now that's a movie I can't wait to see. How can I miss it?

[Initech]

14. Snakes on a fucking plane!!!!!!11111

[RandomKoolzip]

9. I just wish there was a got-damn thing we could do about it.

[trof]

19. That's IT, man. There ain't a got-damn thing you can do about it.

:eyes:

[uppityperson]

10. http://www.snakesonaplane.com/

video clips, stills, stuff. OMG!!!!1

[AmyDeLune]

17. Snakes + Plane =

[Placebo]

18. When I went to see X-MEN...

there were not one but two of the same previews for this movie!

People in the audience just burst out laughing and screaming.

This movie is already a cult classic and it isn't even out yet. It's gonna be huge. Huge.

[trof]

20. I think that's "hughe".

[Initech]

22. I cant wait to see this movie.

I havent been to the theaters all year but I'm definately making the trek to see this one!

Hell, I might even drive to Santa Monica to see it.

[trof]

21. Made the Daily Show.

Just now.
Yesterday's re-run.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

23. Hell, I'm gonna see it!

[Fleshdancer]

25. can someone fill me on the this whole story?

I saw the trailer too and I've read references here about "snakes on a plane" but I'm out of the loop.

[no name no slogan]

26. Wikipedia is probably the best source

http://en.wikipedia.org

[WindRavenX]

27. it's pretty much going to be the best thing ever

:)

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

28. It's lacking in the zombie chicken department so I'm not that excited

http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/

edit: having played the teaser stuff, the line "I need the best poisonous snake expert in this time-zone." totally won me over.

[Mutley]

29. Could be good. Could be bad. Could be Meh.

[EstimatedProphet]

33. I think it's going to be the greatest worst overhyped movie of all time!

It's Plan 9 with an ad budget! It's Ishtar with Samuel Jackson! It's Robot Monster, but with SNAKES ON A PLANE!

[NewJeffCT]

34. do they have an ad budget?

or has it just become a cult classic because of its name & concept?

[KeepItReal]

35. This is gonna be a movie that defines a generation

:rofl:

on edit: too much Merlot for this post!

[FVZA_Colonel]

36. And Samuel Delivers!

http://sammyldelivers.ytmnsfw.com/